What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, toi wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The suivant time toi make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused par rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do toi and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if toi look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favori outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If toi must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then toi never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know toi can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises ou promotions were gained par arm wrestling the boss.
If toi don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, toi wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The suivant time toi make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused par rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do toi and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if toi look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favori outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If toi must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then toi never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know toi can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises ou promotions were gained par arm wrestling the boss.
If toi don't read this, someone else wil
Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys ou something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball ou swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball ou swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy toi get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a chaussette with pennies, and then demand all of the nourriture using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a aléatoire person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos ou baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as toi can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little agneau at the haut, retour au début of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's nourriture when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about aléatoire things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a chaussette with pennies, and then demand all of the nourriture using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a aléatoire person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos ou baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as toi can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little agneau at the haut, retour au début of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's nourriture when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about aléatoire things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was pain on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pain on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pain is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and ou eat the pain that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pain off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pain that is on yer head so u can on living without pain on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pain that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pain it is so if i tell u that there is pain on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pain on yer head
I HOPE toi ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
toi can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
toi can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These citations are citations with differnt meanings of furet ou just the animal.
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!