What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, toi wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The suivant time toi make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused par rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do toi and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if toi look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favori outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If toi must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then toi never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know toi can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises ou promotions were gained par arm wrestling the boss.
If toi don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, toi wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The suivant time toi make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused par rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do toi and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if toi look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favori outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If toi must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then toi never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know toi can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises ou promotions were gained par arm wrestling the boss.
If toi don't read this, someone else wil
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make toi laugh so hard
3.It can make toi cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes toi wish toi lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes toi think about it all the time
15.It teaches toi Naruto history
2.It can make toi laugh so hard
3.It can make toi cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes toi wish toi lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes toi think about it all the time
15.It teaches toi Naruto history
don't worry this article is not about mouton, moutons ou bananas it is about a plus serious matter.
this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken?
thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right
and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken?
thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right
and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
ou the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages