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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" ou "Are toi doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all jour long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from toi girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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posted by 7things
How can toi get four Suits – Avocats sur Mesure for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaures pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do toi call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do toi call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do toi make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do toi make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do toi prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
not par me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If toi overtake the last...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give toi a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if toi can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your jour been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with toi a few websites online that toi can design characters! toi all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, ou just in your mind, and here are some websites where toi can design their appearance! ou toi could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, ou make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is par far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically toi use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by milorox18
REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character ou the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....
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posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to l’amour Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to l’amour every day.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are toi talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, toi have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure toi use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the l’espace shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole jour eating camelote, indésirable nourriture without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make l’amour on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint boutique Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when toi add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use suivant time.

 ou toi can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or toi can...
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posted by zanhar1
par all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if toi do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder toi ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...
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Got inspired par 324anna's article :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I l’amour her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her olive skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much plus to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers toi in any way, please contemplate lire something else. Thank you.)

Alright before toi whine like an immature five-year old troll without their lait bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE toi have an opinion, you'll get destroyed par the hater army!

WELL toi KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny toi think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: suivant to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: suivant to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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I'm on Youtube everyday, so here's a haut, retour au début 15 liste of my favourite Youtube channels! ♥



15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.



14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.



13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.



12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a design on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue ou green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes bibliothèque and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where toi started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With l’amour filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen minutes for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to toi is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this article I will tell toi about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell toi about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate toi in a good way.

Everything in this article is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to rendez-vous amoureux, date facts.

***

Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, ou mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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