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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) toi will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) toi will check the Fridge to see if any nourriture has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and toi are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) toi hate it when toi run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when toi are in the middle of a huge argument and realize toi are wrong

8) toi think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutes after the right moment

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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, toi don't forgive someone for his ou her sake - toi forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've donné the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger ou guilt towards someone, ou towards yourself. But that can be easier a dit than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When toi hold resentment toward another, toi are bound to that person ou condition par an emotional...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a aléatoire song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are plus people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even a dit shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a basketball, basket-ball net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE a volé, étole MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE Naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out ou is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that toi need mental help:

1) toi think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) toi make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) toi think your underwear will eat toi alive

4) toi speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) toi think a monkey
is living in toi toilet

6) toi think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I a dit PIE!!!

8) If toi scream that for no reason, well, toi know

9) If toi go to rob a store, then fake toi are an employee

10) If toi think fanpop is pointless
posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my Friends at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutes AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of toi would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my Friends ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm écriture this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did ou are doing this, ou that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and l’amour and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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1. déplacer the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. déplacer all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal l’espace so toi have to déplacer into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris traverser, croix (criss-cross)
Chris P. bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do toi guys think?


"Do not use if toi cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping ou unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write ou draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mois of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd


Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that toi just wanna coup de poing in the face , then someohow , toi end up in a relationship with them , toi fall in l’amour , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing toi want to burn either (:]) Well if toi still have feelings for that person im gonna help toi get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap toi guys (: , ohk so toi could first start off par doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave toi on feu ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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I saw a pick where it a dit "What else should fanpop have?" created par breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own profil and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more clubs >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now toi have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this toi won't be a fan any plus from any club!
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toi know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favori character from étoile, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled par Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, ou Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favori female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitare player (Billy rayon, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I l’amour toi all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about toi man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I l’amour the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cœur, coeur beat
Is my favori lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If toi could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes toi happy.
I always want toi to be happy.
I don't like it when toi cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with toi even though
You can't hear...
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