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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arc en ciel Dash, and we were going to déplacer into a very nice house par a petit gâteau, cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronc of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, toi can Kiss my cul, ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the jour i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to toi does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who toi are.
When you're down, toi know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab toi in the throat with...the couteau toi left in my back.

-I was the one who a dit things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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Lights on for this awesome glow-in-the-dark bottle!

•    Bottle filled with a very small amount of yellow-colored soda
•    Highlighter
•    Hydrogen Peroxide
•    Dishwashing liquid

Step 1: Begin the experiment par adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to a very small amount of yellow-colored soda.
Step 2: Add one to two tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. NOTE: For a brighter solution, toi may also add fluorescent dye found in highlighters. Just cut small pieces of the highlighter refill and add to...
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1. Do toi like pie?

2. Are you, ou have toi ever been a squirrel?

3. Are toi afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are toi a people person ou a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have toi ever wondered what it would be like if toi were an apple?

7. Have toi ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can toi get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have toi ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have toi ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do toi have a sword handy?

14. Do toi like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake l’amour notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near toi falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the haut, retour au début of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1: watch an animé series toi think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until toi get kicked out

8: be completely aléatoire to the people around you.

9:listen to artists toi hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy rive for no complete reason
1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your accueil without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress ou Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend ou boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a l’amour scene, reach over in front of toi and cover a aléatoire person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your siège and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person suivant to toi and say, “you never know”....
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1. At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are toi doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t toi try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and toi don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask toi a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*


10. I missed what toi a dit right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. toi should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were toi talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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posted by greenday82
This is TOTALLY random...but here's the liste from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own

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posted by KatiiCullen94
Beg for a Playstation 3 every time toi with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on guitare Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells toi to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while toi do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her toi changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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1. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys l’amour their moms ou grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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posted by Wolfdreamer9
1. I wish toi were a door so I could slam toi all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do toi work for UPS? I thought I saw toi checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted lit Thrasher: have toi seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and toi can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mot de passe other than "password" ou "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits suivant to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be plus imaginative.

I will not bore my boss par with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some plus excuses.

I will do less laundry and use plus deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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These are my haut, retour au début 15 LEAST favori célébrités and just like with my haut, retour au début 15 favori célébrités liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell toi how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to montrer that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a liste like this pretty much just a dit they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my liste and please keep in mind this is just my...
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aléatoire Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape toi and your Friends pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a aléatoire person toi don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your Friends being your mother/father.

Talk to someone toi don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like toi are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone toi don't like...
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