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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. toi don't say "I do not like" toi have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by justinbieberfw
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1.) wen r they gunna stop the oil spil!!??

2.) shut up stomach! no 1's talkin 2 u. and no 1's listen either

3.) squirrles hav really bushy tails

4.) Monkeys like cheese

5.) Justin Bieber is beyond awesome!

6.)its cold in here

7.) Chiwaluas hav huge ears.

8.) i hope i spelled chiwalaus rite.

9.) i wanna play manopoly.

10.) im gunna stop typin this now!k peace!

11.) y did it tell me 2 rite a longer article ou post it in forum.

12.) grr.

13.) that doesnt make any sense.

14.) THERE! HAPPY!? IS THIS LONG ENOUGH 4 YA!?
posted by Kanji
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toi turned to see him right there and screamed "what are toi doing in my house?" toi yelled. He just smiled and laughed a little then grabbed your hand,you tried to back away but couldn't toi blinked and then noticed toi were outside. "what? how did i get out here" toi whispered to yourself all the people in hoods started to crowed around toi and the guy that still was holding your hand."looks like we've found a snack" he told the people that crowed around both of you."what?!" toi screamed trying to back away,but his grip on toi just tightened."Let go of me" toi screamed and slapped him, he...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table, tableau with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the lait carton.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check ou charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a télévision set in her purse.
"So, do toi always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by itachifan1
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Number: 12

Nickname: none

Tag Line: To care for us

Age: 10-11

Gender: Female

Created: 9/23/99

Creator: beyond

Height: 5 and a half inches

Weight: 3-4 pounds

Weapon/Items:a big scythe.medicine,healing powders.ointments,and herbs

likes: jupiter,ari,SN,and clockwerk

dislikes:repians




Personal Quote: "wellllll"

Personality: She is caring,protective, sensitive, and hyper

Info:12 likes to play around.she can kick cul, ass when she needs to

nine role play link:link
 Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the an 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" par Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much par which he hasn't hardly a dit anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether ou not his suivant supposedly album will spark the...
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Well shit. Actually no, I doubt toi are actually here suddenly in a rush because toi just encountered this situation a few minutes il y a and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, toi made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, chercher a plus valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This article won't help toi plus than anything there will especially since this is plus of a tip article from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.

So lets talk.

First thing we want to establish. Are they actively...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
9
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an heure down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't toi know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into...
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Obviously there are plus than ten beaches in the world. And I really couldn't just leave it at the ten from my first article. So here are ten plus beaches worth checking out.

10. Bunes Beach, Lofoten, Norway

I can't not mention Norway on one of these lists. In my opinion, Norway has some of the most alluring scenery in the world. It's beaches are no different. Bunes plage is completely surrounded par stunning cliffs (it can only be reached par boat) and is great for both hiking, swimming, and camping all wrapped up in one pretty & scenic package. A trip there in the winter is just as worthwhile...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a mois since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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posted by deathding
4
HEY! What do toi think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock toi in here. But have no worries, for we have donné toi a fun task to work on while they want toi trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want toi to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*


That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be...
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Several of my favori fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This liste is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope toi read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a animé show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my favori episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the jouer la comédie is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when lire the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most populaire girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck par cyber bullying.
And toi know what happened?
She killed herself!

Yeah.

My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!

So.
Yeah..

Now toi know why I was effected so strongly par this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
posted by sweet_n_silly
169
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes toi make me so mad i wanna throw toi in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style toi wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by chowjoyi
237
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.

7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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posted by mistymaydawngo
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100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...
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posted by ginny_potter_97
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1.    Sell your old stuff at a garage sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop par and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out par the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off toi aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so toi aren't the one stressed on birth control , toi do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell toi at what heure to be accueil when toi in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than accueil as a teenager cause your parents...
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posted by simpleplan
4
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about toi right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to l’amour me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean toi get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...
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