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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping chariot, panier and switch the items with stuff from the person suivant to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen toi in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of toi on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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posted by slytherin360
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found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people toi can get to rejoindre in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department par sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult liste I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. toi can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the haut, retour au début 10 and just listing the other women and montrer pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for toi guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope toi enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commentaire and I can't wait to hear what...
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posted by vampirer04
2
 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested par a friend. Because I was écriture this thing one jour and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.
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{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in Creepypasta high seeing every Creepypasta there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did toi scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a aléatoire word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a nourriture they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy suivant to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as toi can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the cuisine and come out with ketchup all over toi and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
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Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope toi like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when toi heard someone talking on the intercom, toi fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give toi a ride accueil and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a champignon and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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1.people excpect toi to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Friends get jelious when toi hang with other people.


3.more people then toi think hate toi and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean populaire person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about toi behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put toi with your Friends because toi talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but plus then 90% of them are just hanging out with toi because your popular.


8.If your a populaire girl and toi have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling toi a slut.



9.If your a populaire boy and toi have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if toi had a good friend and then toi became populaire they might stop hanging out with toi because they think there not good enough.
posted by tamar20
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The Fucking Disclaimer
If toi are offended par the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where toi are in the world, everyone knows exactly what toi mean when toi say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why toi will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by dodo4
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The plus he gives to others, the plus he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer ou plus flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a source of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever toi ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would toi mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs toi and takes a little something off toi would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are toi sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If toi say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all toi want, not like I care if toi are ou aren't...As long as toi don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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not par me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by ilovepenguins
4
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When toi arrive at the suivant stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If toi are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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The List

1. Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can toi fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, “I’m...
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with toi a few websites online that toi can design characters! toi all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, ou just in your mind, and here are some websites where toi can design their appearance! ou toi could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, ou make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is par far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically toi use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him toi met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do toi listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him par his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favori guy[If toi hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson ou some who toi like ALLOT!]

9. Come accueil saying toi found your true...
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that toi can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by iluvsmj
11
When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by Mallory101
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posted by alismouha
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure toi use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the l’espace shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole jour eating camelote, indésirable nourriture without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make l’amour on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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