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posted by WildTiger

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So toi have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! salut girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did toi know s’embrasser is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soupe actually makes toi feel better. 94% of boys would l’amour it if toi sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your haut, retour au début lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult toi when they like you! 89% of guys want toi to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolat will make toi feel better! Most...

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45 Things To Do When The Parents Are Out

posted by cute20k

1. déplacer the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. déplacer all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal l’espace so toi have to déplacer into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...

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Guess what?

posted by Phineas-Fangirl

Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I l’amour cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favori bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favori numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!

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Teen Things. #3

posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think ou relate to these, in some way ou another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when toi want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are toi talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone toi don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where toi think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay plus than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your lit because you're afraid something under your lit is going to grab you.
-Every year,...

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ABC's Of Ex Girlfriends :)

posted by nessienjake

ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...

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Big Question: What are the odds of surviving a plane crash?

posted by karolinak1999

It's something that fills many a flier with dread: the prospect of crashing. Odds-wise, they're still incredibly rare, but crashes do happen to an unlucky few. What are their odds for survival?

Curiosity contributor Bambi Turner found some surprisingly hopeful news when she mined the statistics.

It's no surprise that about 40 percent of passengers express some form of fear ou anxiety about flying. Much of this fear can be attributed to the perception that the odds of surviving a crash are slim.

Notwithstanding that fear, the odds of being in an airplane accident are incredibly small. Accidents...

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30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers

posted by dollyllama247

i found this online and thought it was funny ^.^

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no...

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Funny Facts About Me

posted by animelol

HI! Here are some aléatoire facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My favori animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not feu (sorry fire)...

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Why I l’amour the aléatoire Club

posted by ShadowFan100

Shadow here, and I think it's time I listed the reasons why I l’amour this club. Here we go....

1: Randomness

As the club name suggests, it's completely RANDOM. toi can literally post nearly anything toi wish, and nobody gives a sh*t. par "random", though, I don't mean I want to post anything threatening/offensive towards anyone. I generally use this club to post what I'm interested in. I can talk about Vocaloid, Power Rangers, my l’amour for Nick Wilde and even being a Furry and literally no one gives me sh*t about it. I just l’amour how I'm basically free to be who I am without harsh judgement/backlash....

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Cipto Junaedy fans

posted by claudiofelicio

Bahasan mendalam mengenai link fans, dari modul PDF, materi ebook download, atau mengunjungi Cipto Junaedi Strategi fan Pages di Facebook.Banyak yang membandingkan dengan ajaran properti lainnya semisal Cipto Junaedy vs Joe Hartanto,Sudah banyak bukti serta alumni yang berhasil pecah telur Berbisnispun bisa dilakukan tanpa harus berhutang. Memamng modal diperlukan untuk usaha, namun semuanya bisa diatur dengan strategi serta pengaturan cara bisnis yang tepat.Cipto Junaedy mempunyai itu semua, praktik secara benar dari awal sampai akhir beserta panduan serta bimbingan secara benar. pelajaran...

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~My favori Quotes~

posted by hetalianstella

This is just a collection of citations which I l’amour to live by. Hope toi enjoy them! =)

"In my mind, I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong (on the Moon)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are plus comfortable seeing two men holding pistolets than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and...

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10 inspirational qoutes that i live par

posted by Animeanimal

" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal ou not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what toi hear and only half of what toi see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. toi can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If...

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I wrote a song enjoy. :)

posted by CommanderCody

l’amour is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat toi sit down i know toi l’amour me but instead toi walk away.I can't win this game cause toi are gone any way.

I balançoire, swing the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
l’amour is out

toi don't watch that accueil run your just out of here I'm makin toi happy toi and everyone.I'm sorry for toi wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I balançoire, swing the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
l’amour is out

I seem to l’amour toi and toi don't give a darn we're close in l’amour like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I balançoire, swing my bat i miss so it's
I balançoire, swing my bat so o o o
it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
l’amour is out
yeah l’amour is out

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My Phan fic, plz read.

posted by phangirl2009

Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have toi ever noticed good news...

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plus aléatoire facts

posted by spunkyonyx

# Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
# cacahuètes are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
# The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
# A requin is the only poisson that can blink with both eyes.
# There are plus chickens than people in the world.
# Two-thirds of the world's aubergine is grown in New Jersey.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament...

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Human Beings: What are they?

posted by ShadowFan100

(This is a lil...inspirational/moral speech about what a Human truly is. And don't get offended when it mentions "God"--it's my right to believe in Him)

I'm sure there's a lot of people who often wonder what it means to be human--what a human IS exactly. Some might say we're unimportant, not special, not amazing. And even possibly (dare I say) nothing plus than just a of bunch mutated wild beast that came from the animal kingdom, who are only capable of destroying themselves beyond any hope of being redeemed of our dark side.

Well, that's not true--and IDC HOW many of your so-called "facts" tell...

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HOW TO ACT AROUND THE GUY toi LIKE?

posted by ShiningsTar542

When toi run into the guy toi like at school, do toi feel nervous and turn bright red?

That happens to some girls, and others start laughing nervously. Sometimes toi try to start a conversation. And for sure no matter what, when the guy toi like is close by, your cœur, coeur starts beating fast.

What should toi do when toi are in this situation?

The first thing to remember is that not everyone is looking at the two of toi when toi talk to your crush. No one can read your mind and so don't act like toi have committed some sort of crime. If toi act nervous and weird he won't know that toi like him!

If...

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hommages to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can toi guess, if toi can, I'll give toi props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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Please rejoindre these clubs.

posted by ITF

étoile, star Wars vs. étoile, star Trek
Chickens and Chicks
Virals par Kathy Reichs
Ranger`s Apprentice books
ITF, PuffyCheaks1 & Callie2899
Bucky Barnes (winter soldier)
Alaskan Malamute
Bloody Jack Adventures
Zookeeper
Jedi Apprentice
Old Robin capuche, hotte Movies
Bluestar's Prophecy
Dr. Bruce Banner
Heaven
Weapons
Smokey and the Bandit
Lionblaze
John Carter ( Movie 2012 )
Jurassic Park 3
X2: X-Men United
The Descendants of the Great Alpha Wolf
Angelica Teach & Jack Sparrow 4ever!
Aramis
Eric Kirby
Swindle
Larry Fine
Tales Of Rowan Hood
Avengers Fanfiction
BattleLand
Ranger's Apprentice Books
Turkeys
the great longneck migration
Jackal
wolf's...

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Bunch of aléatoire facts!

posted by spunkyonyx

If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...