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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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i HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK
if the egg was thirst(not saying it was)
that means the chick was second

and what came thirst
the banane
ou the banane tree?

ou what came thirst
the egg
ou the bird?

there are so many things i want to know
and hopefully
you

YES YOU

could give me the réponses to just a few of my
question

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PIE!

SHEEP

BANANA

ORANGE

APPLE

PAIR

LEMON

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banane
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is donné to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask toi any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick toi out stare at them through the window and make faces.
10.Bring your own nourriture and them to heat it up for you
11.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
12.After toi say each item say, “Can toi hear me now? Good!”
13.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
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List by Guste_LT posted il y a plus d’un an
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30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, ou ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t toi wearing shoes” toi reply par standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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don't worry this article is not about mouton, moutons ou bananas it is about a plus serious matter.

this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

ou the chicken?

thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right


and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
ou the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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i l’amour bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR toi SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i l’amour sheep


I've seen a mouton, moutons eat a banane


both of those things i love



I










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SHEEP!!!!




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LOVE















BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




WE






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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question

cerise pie
pomme pie
CHICKEN pie

those are the best pies ever



but

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banane



WE
LOVE
BANANA

I




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banane




SHEEP



COW



ROOF



BAAAAAAA




MOOOOOOOO





MEOWWWWWW





NAYYYY





HELLO


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LIKE




PIE



but the banane and pie





died

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Opinion by smileyfaceddude posted il y a plus d’un an
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Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen



Chiken chiken




pooooop

WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






Cinamon peacocks



SAM ULEY! loup man



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Da deep blue pomme charlie the unicorn poop
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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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so i a dit
yo
and he a dit
what
so i said
yo
and he a dit
what
so i a dit
yo
and he said
what
so i a dit
yo
and he a dit
what
so i a dit
yo
and he said
what do toi want from me
and i said
a


ba




na
an
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A banane


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i l’amour this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



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BANANA!
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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted il y a plus d’un an
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitare player (Billy rayon, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I l’amour toi all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about toi man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are toi doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see toi guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*
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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted il y a plus d’un an
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One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd toi get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So toi broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So toi broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your jouer la comédie like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.
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Article by smileyfaceddude posted il y a plus d’un an
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Like the titre says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends a dit that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Opinion by shutyourface posted il y a plus d’un an
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my titre is my opinion so if toi don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a fan of me so i leave this message in peace

if your lire this i'm dead, ou i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your lire this ...........................................................................then toi have been have won a special prize! no. if your lire this toi have a cœur, coeur unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE



PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

par this point toi need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit toi in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray
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List by lalaland101 posted il y a plus d’un an
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knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters

the jour the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)

sunday school musical(high school musical)

the terminators (terminator: salvation)

AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)

Halloween night (halloween)

2010: supernova (2010)

transmorphers(transfromers)

the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)

the land that time forgot (land of the lost)

when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)

king of the Lost world (king kong)

100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)

rue racer (speed racer)

pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)

monster (cloverfield)

snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
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Fan fiction by deathchick9 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Over the many years of pikachu,if toi look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight toi fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his nourriture up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me toi little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
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Opinion by Kanji posted il y a plus d’un an
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Most Common Eye Colors

Brown
The eye color that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Hazel
Another common eye color is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye color has also been defined as the medium-color between light brown and dark green. Hazel is common amongst people in America and Europe, while rare in African, Middle Eastern and Asian people.

Gray
Gray eye color is considered to be a darker shade of blue (like blue-green). This eye color is related to low melanin in the iris and is related to scant pigmentation throughout the body (like pale skin, light hair, etc). Gray eyes have been found to reveal small amounts of yellow and brown color in the iris. European people, belonging to countries like Russia, Finland and the Baltic States,...
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend toi have a aléatoire obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the suivant few days and buy all sorts of lama related stuff then one jour dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several plus times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of toi so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad parts in films and cry during funny parts
7.when toi fart sigh dramaticly instead of saying excuse me
8.dont put the fan on after taking a crap in the bathroom
9.crack your knuckles, sniff, etc. repeatedly for no reason
10.set the ringtone on your phone to something really annoying and when it rings dont answer it and deny that your phone is ringing(this works best in a movie theater)
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What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can toi guess, if toi can, I'll give toi props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
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i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like toi killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I l’amour toi TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like toi dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say toi got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no plus nourriture in your house and instead of eating the nourriture toi take all of your nourriture in there friudge


7.go to their house and ask them to have a donation for the GIVE "YOUR NAME HERE" MONEY donation

8. go outside and yell out GUESS WHAT WORLD MY NEIGHBORS CAN SHIT BIG MACS
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Opinion by cute20k posted il y a plus d’un an
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Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed par my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings going my way

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Ima mess
Im choking over simple words.
Everything's wrong past my grinning teeth
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Opinion by sassikassi posted il y a plus d’un an
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Can toi read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and toi can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr par istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I toi can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
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