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posted by ShadowFan100
Well, here's another chance to get to know Shadowfan100....

First off, I've been drastically depressed and it's getting to the point where I'm tired of having only my own thoughts to keep me from killing myself.

"But why are toi so depressed, Shadow? There's a lot to be happy about!"

That's what some of toi may reply back to me, but that won't make my problems go away that easily.

It's just that.... what really is the point of it all? What's the point of living here in this hellish nightmare? This world is filled with so much evil...

We got: murder, rape, greedy butt-holes, starving people, and...
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every an my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of citrouille pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My favori booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my cœur, coeur out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, ou the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my cœur, coeur out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. toi wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet toi on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own liste of haut, retour au début Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So toi no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If toi keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a liste of "pros" and "cons" to help toi better understand why you're seeking l’amour ou acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things toi can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House with Liam, Kevin thought of something.

Kevin: toi know, Liz is the only étoile, star I've seen here. I don't think there's any other stars living in Frenchtown.
Liam: You're right.
Wallace: *Walks into the restaurant*
Liam: Or,...
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posted by australia-101
1. Amazing
2. Awesome
3. Adorable
4. Athletic
5. Artistic
6. Accepting
7. Appreciative
8. Affectionate
9. Admirable
10. Adventurous
11. Accurate
12. Attentive
13. Authentic
14. Aspiring
15. Adoring
16. Agile
17. Astounding
18. Accomplished
19. Alive
20. Active
21. Animated
22. Astonishing
23. Ambitious
24. Beautiful
25. Brave
26. Brilliant
27. Bright
28. Bold
29. Breathtaking
30. Bodacious
31. Bubbly
32. Buff
33. Believable
34. Bewildering
35. Becoming
36. Clever
37. Cool
38. Cute
39. Colorful
40. Courageous
41. Caring
42. Courteous
43. Creative
44. Cheerful
45. Commendable
46. Considerate
47. Classy
48. Classical
49. Cunning
50....
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posted by hetaliaitaly
i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.



i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one seconde ou plus time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))
posted by 7things
How can toi get four Suits – Avocats sur Mesure for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaures pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do toi call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do toi call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do toi make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do toi make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do toi prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by Atsukokagari
Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my Friends call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If toi want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If toi give up on your dreams toi are also giving up on your chances...
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posted by australia-101
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. toi can't count your hair.
2. toi can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. toi can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) toi are lire this.
2) toi are human.
3) toi can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) toi just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) toi have a smile on your face and toi skipped #5.
8) toi just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) toi laugh at this because toi are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) toi are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if toi fell for it! :)
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posted by milorox18
Girl: Do I ever traverser, croix your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do toi like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do toi want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me ou your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason toi never traverser, croix my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like toi is because I l’amour you.

The reason I don't want toi is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if toi left is because I would die if toi left.

The reason I wouldn't live for toi is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do toi anything for toi is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because toi ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!
posted by BJA
One an Ago
He’s cute, the one with the brown eyes over in the corner…he’s hot, the one with green eyes in the center of the room…he’s sexy, the one sitting down with the gray veste but he…him over there…he’s indescribable…in a good way…the way that’s so extreme that it surprises you. He walks over to me…my cœur, coeur rate quickens. “Hey.” That one word sent me over into his hole, the one I’ve tried to avoid. That stupid little hole people call…Love…I call it a hole, a hole that when toi hit the bottom it backslaps toi and it stings your heart. But I fall…I fall...
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posted by nmdis
"Trust In Me"


How could I see toi when I was so blind
How could I grasp toi when I was far behind
How could I hear toi when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But toi said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And toi said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But toi said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And toi said, don't worry
For all...
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posted by nmdis
•    ROUND AND ROUND
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
You see me standing there
And act like toi don't know me
But last night toi were callin' me
Sayin' toi want me
Oh, why toi always make me feel
Like I'm the one that's crazy?
You got my cœur, coeur racin'
My, my cœur, coeur racin'
Boy, I need toi here with me
We can't go on this way
I'm falln' hard for you
All I can say
We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never gonna get where we're goin'
Round and round
Well, you're gonna miss me
'Cause I'm gettin' dizzy
Goin' round and round and...
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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason toi have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail toi out of jail and tell toi what toi did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit suivant to toi saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about toi with direct citations from you.

Fake...
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Application For Permission To rendez-vous amoureux, date My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied par a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical rapporter from your physician.


Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do toi have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers ou sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do toi own ou have access to a van? ____
A truck with...
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posted by MusicLover427
Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
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Ok, so me and my close Friends were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other Friends were captured and killed par this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running par the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
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This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)
1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog ou cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at toi look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat ou dog to bug the other!
(Only if toi want two animals!)

4. When your dog ou cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and toi are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so toi can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.