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posted by cleo-mermaid

ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to fan pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill toi go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when toi have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then toi have it!!!

then make sure toi dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, description and then when toi finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says icone put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link

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Ten Rules For Being Human

posted by Bluekait

1. toi will receive a body. toi may like it ou hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. toi will learn lessons. toi are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to toi in various forms until toi have learned it. When toi have learned it, toi can go on to the suivant lesson.

5. Learning lessons does...

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broken children are hard to mend

posted by heavenly13

BROKEN CHILDREN ARE HARD TO MEND

For children who were broken
It is very hard to mend...
Our pain was rarely spoken
and we hid the truth from our friends.

Our parents a dit they loved us,
but they didn't act that way.
They broke our hearts
and a volé, étole our worth,
with the things they would say.

We wanted them to l’amour us,
We didn't know what we did
to make them yell at us
and wish we weren't their kid.

They'd beat us up and scream at us
and blame us for their lives.
Then they'd hold us close inside their arms
and tell us confusing lies
of how they really loved us-
even though we were BAD,
and how is was OUR fault they...

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~*: THE ARTICLE:*~

posted by Euri

~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do toi mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their mises à jour waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

posted by milorox18

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our Friends don't say "hi" par punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolat once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... toi know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

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U never know......

posted by pollydbookworm

*4 Boy friends*
>
> Once upon a time, there was this girl who had four
> boyfriends.
>
> She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with
> rich robes and
> treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him
> nothing but the best.
>
> She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always
> montrer him off
> to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one
> jour he would leave
> her for another.
>
> She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and
> was always kind,
> considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced...

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10 ways to freak out your teacher

posted by LittleOtaku1

1 dress up as hidan on the first jour of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday par Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when toi get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers toi stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from Hetalia ~or however toi spell it~ ad yell pâtes, pâtes alimentaires all day.

i made these!!

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My take on God Vs. homosexuality.

posted by samuraibond005

I am Christian, everything a dit in this article is my opinion and my view on this subject, I am not stating this as a fact, simply as a way to share my point of view on a dit subject.
God created the heavens and the earth and all who dwell in both, except for himself of course. (God a dit to Moses that he is without beginning and without end.) He created the heavens, heaven is perfect, free of sin, free of pain, a perfect world. Now it is pretty common knowledge that the bible states that all sexual relations must be between a man and a woman, making then homosexuality a sin. (Don't get me wrong,...

In-Indie - Cuphead

posted by windwakerguy43

Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews ou YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant

Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned par the Devil, they wager...

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aléatoire funny facts

posted by TheRealSexyKate

.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a jour - Ever hear of a Cat nap?

Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason

Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is

The éléphant is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two plus then me ou you, at least I hope so

The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool

The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night

Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an heure as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere

Nobody...

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try not to cry

posted by itachifan1

If toi stop before toi reach the end toi have a very small heart...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his Friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never a dit good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I l’amour him very much,

And...

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Symmetry citations

posted by SymmetryHeart

Beauty is our weapon against nature; par it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the l’amour that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that l’amour which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only par their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired par the art of mathematics rather than par any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. cloche, bell

I...

Songs That Remind Me of My Family

posted by BB2010

I did a similar article in the Disney spot except in that one I talked about movies. I l’amour musique so much and there’s so many songs that remind me of certain people and events so I wanted to talk about the ones involving just my family :)

Mom - Baby Mine from Dumbo

Because of my autism I was different from the other side kids in my classes. I got into trouble a lot and got made fun of a lot but my mom was there for me and she helped me feel better. Dumbo is one of my mom’s favori Disney movies. She played it a lot for us when we were kids and she did the same for her grandkids.

Dad - Jazzman...

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i kissed a...and i liked it right?

posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a tortue it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it

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The papillon Project

posted by awesomeblossom1

salut guys. Im trying to raise awareness of "The papillon Project" I didn't come up with it but all my Friends and I are followers. It's basically a project trying to keep kids from cutting themselves. They cut a papillon on their wrist. They name it and get attached to it. It keeps them from cutting themselves again because if they do the papillon will die. But if you're like me and don't cut yourself but still like the idea just draw a papillon on your wrist with a pen ou marker. Let's all work together to stop children from cutting and potentially killing themselves :)

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Respecting the shipper of a ship toi dislike/hate 101.

posted by egyptprincess7

Well,I thought it was about time this article was made. I've seen a lot of people insult others for liking a certain ship. This is NOT something toi should do. Oh,don't like the ship? Okay! Hate the ship but don't hate the shipper. It's even worse if toi dare just..hate on the person and their OTP. Leave them alone. They like what they like. How would toi feel if somebody insulted YOUR favori ship? Not happy right. Anyways,I have seen some of this argument like thing in two clubs. The Adventure Time club and the Powerpuff Girls club. I am honestly disappointed at the people who had the nerve...

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fraise fun facts!!!!! :D

posted by happygirl22

Hi! Today i'm going to tell toi facts about strawberries. I hope toi find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did toi know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century par English children who picked the fruit, strung them on herbe straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...

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75 plus ways to annoy people

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal douche ou douche house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...

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This is so f*cked up!

posted by ShiningsTar542

A guy was annoyed par his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..

And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and a dit "will toi marry me? The ring is inside me"
She a dit nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and a dit "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...

But the teddy lived happily in peace.

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