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posted by milorox18

Girl: Do I ever traverser, croix your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do toi like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do toi want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would toi do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me ou your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason toi never traverser, croix my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like toi is because I l’amour you.

The reason I don't want toi is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if toi left is because I would die if toi left.

The reason I wouldn't live for toi is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do toi anything for toi is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because toi ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!

3

That Little Hole

posted by BJA

One an Ago
He’s cute, the one with the brown eyes over in the corner…he’s hot, the one with green eyes in the center of the room…he’s sexy, the one sitting down with the gray veste but he…him over there…he’s indescribable…in a good way…the way that’s so extreme that it surprises you. He walks over to me…my cœur, coeur rate quickens. “Hey.” That one word sent me over into his hole, the one I’ve tried to avoid. That stupid little hole people call…Love…I call it a hole, a hole that when toi hit the bottom it backslaps toi and it stings your heart. But I fall…I fall...

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Trust in Me Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Trust In Me"

How could I see toi when I was so blind
How could I grasp toi when I was far behind
How could I hear toi when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But toi said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And toi said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But toi said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And toi said, don't worry
For all...

2

Round And Round Lyrics

posted by nmdis

• ROUND AND ROUND
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
Round and round
You see me standing there
And act like toi don't know me
But last night toi were callin' me
Sayin' toi want me
Oh, why toi always make me feel
Like I'm the one that's crazy?
You got my cœur, coeur racin'
My, my cœur, coeur racin'
Boy, I need toi here with me
We can't go on this way
I'm falln' hard for you
All I can say
We're goin' round and round
We're never gonna stop
Goin' round and round
We'll never gonna get where we're goin'
Round and round
Well, you're gonna miss me
'Cause I'm gettin' dizzy
Goin' round and round and...

8

Fake Friends compared to Real Friends

posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason toi have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail toi out of jail and tell toi what toi did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit suivant to toi saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about toi with direct citations from you.

Fake...

5

Application to rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date my Daughter

posted by x-menobsessed26

Application For Permission To rendez-vous amoureux, date My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied par a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical rapporter from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Do toi have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers ou sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do toi own ou have access to a van? ____
A truck with...

2

SCARY DREAM!!

posted by MusicLover427

Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Ok, so me and my close Friends were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other Friends were captured and killed par this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running par the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)

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5 Things toi can do to annoy your dog ou cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog ou cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at toi look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat ou dog to bug the other!
(Only if toi want two animals!)

4. When your dog ou cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and toi are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so toi can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight fans enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like toi twilight fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it ou not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across questions and vidéos and fanpicks and pictures...

4

Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend ou husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. écriture algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. écriture algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should montrer that its auteur knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when écriture an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things toi learn from horror films

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house toi are living in tells toi to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a couteau is chasing toi around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, toi idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never divisé, split up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

5

Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall mur and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

3

"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when toi feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and toi Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and toi find toi always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if toi turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if toi need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and toi will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each jour that toi cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would toi do if toi realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, réponses Tom.

“What if that had been struck par lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

5

Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall mur and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....

1

True Story!

posted by invadercalliope

At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara a dit "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A Kiss :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A Kiss :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......

Well the description of this story is i was so adorable that jour X3

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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of toi girls out there know who have gone through this, all toi want to do after a break-up is cry...

toi want to cry because toi are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my conseil and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your Friends every day. Do NOT stay accueil alone ou toi will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make toi feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. toi could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your favori dessert, ou go to a movie ou a concert with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old photos of the two of toi ou stay accueil listening to l’amour songs. toi have to déplacer on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

conseil sent in par Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The suivant day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 an old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If toi can catch me, toi can have me."

Without a seconde thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the suivant four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell toi something and toi better listen good here.If there's something toi really enjoy and toi have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your cœur, coeur because your cœur, coeur will lead toi to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage toi and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage toi and tell toi that toi are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage toi to follow toi dreams and will believe in you.They will want toi to follow your dreams.So listen to that...