Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered par many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed par Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want toi to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a an while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent colline 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent colline 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far plus at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...
So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game par FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then toi will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and toi play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...
So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every seconde of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya pizza pâtes, pâtes alimentaires Mama Mia, ou as fans prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...
Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games ou films that scared me. I was mostly scared par trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot ou the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even plus stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...
So it’s clear that I am a fan of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 titre that is a sequel to the even plus classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known par many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had plus free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking Lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode animé series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat montrer that I think works as a horror series, but a dit that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.
First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because toi cannot play this game in...
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First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because toi cannot play this game in...
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
Shortly after arc en ciel Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.
Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do toi know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want toi to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go par the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
