Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where toi put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope toi don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where toi eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feu challenge, where toi set yourself on feu for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing musique with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
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