Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are toi ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new déplacer is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if toi were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do toi feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a déplacer that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a douche in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time toi did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to montrer a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were toi guys expecting. With that I will see toi all suivant time
So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the écriture of GTA plus than the écriture of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness toi get from the franchise, I was plus fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, toi play as a member of the fallen Third rue Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much plus powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...
So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack par everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble ou peasant Dwarf ou a peasant ou tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, toi end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...
