toi know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only dessins animés on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one montrer that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this montrer started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of télévision limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only montrer saved par Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH BETTER SHOWS!!!
Now, the first thing I want to point out about this montrer is that it is a Dexters Laboratory rip-off. I am not even kidding. How? Well, lets see, kids know about a lab inside a house, the smart kid has red hair, a lab coat, and glasses, they have an annoying sibling that always gets in there way, accidents always cause a bunch of problems for the city and themselves. Need I go on? However, the only difference is that, toi don't make the lab a secret, toi make two Dexters, and toi make Dede the main character. Yeah, and that last one is the biggest problem, is making the annoying one the main character. Johnny is the most annoying main character in cartoon history. Imagine that. The biggest problem with Johnny Test is Johnny Test himself. He is an annoying spoiled brat who never learns anything from his mistakes just to do it again in the suivant episode. Also, there are the other characters. Johnny's genius twin sisters, Susan and Mary, the Dexter rip offs. I mean, they are just Dexter, except two of them and female. They wear white lav coats, glasses, and have red hair. I mean, come on. And, theres the talking dog, Dukey...... Yes, there is a talking dog, who's name is slang for shit. Sadly, he is the only likable character in the show. Then, there are all the other characters. We'll just call them all the appropriate names. Bland #'s. Yeah, that will work well.
Also, this may not be that bad, but when it comes to an animation lover like myself, it just pisses me off. Now, toi all know that sound effects in a game adds to the comedy. Like Ed Edd n Eddy uses all sorts of sound effects. Like rattles, booms, shines, and even fanfares. What does Johnny Test use? ..... A whip...... Yeah, just a whip. This wouldn't bug me so much, if it weren't for the fact that the whip sound effect is used ever two fucking seconds. I want toi to watch an episode (Or not, which is the smart idea) close your eyes, and count how many times the whip sound effect is used, because they DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BE FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Also, there is no variety to an episode. Each episode is boring. You've seen one episode of Johnny Test, you've sen them all. Johnny gets bored, bugs his sisters for something, gets it, misuses it, causes some sort of disaster, fixes it, never learns from it, and does it the suivant episode. I just told toi the entire plot for the series. toi think this is fun? Is this entertaining? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE WANT? THE SAME FUCKING THING THAT WAS NEVER FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH JUST SO toi CAN SEE IT AGAIN? HORRIBLE CHARACTERS, HORRIBLE WRITING, HORRIBLE JOKES, HORRIBLE FUCKING EVERY-FUCKING-THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But........ hey, that's only my opinion........... What's Your Take