Scary stuff
Stuffing my face
Living a trace of life
Blood stained eyes
Horror right before my hands
Here on which I stand
Slender Man, Slender Man

He's coming for toi with me
We are both crazy
Love and hate, hate and war
Pinky Pie's here to adore
Come now little children
Heed my call

If toi don't, your city shall
FALL.

Rainbow Dash read the slip of paper worriedly. Oh sweet Celestian dammit, she thought, Pinky's finally donné in to Slender! She ran quickly to the center of pomme Jack's farm, where everyone was gathered to discuss the town meeting. Project Save Pinkie Pie And Get Out Alive wasn't a big success....

This is my first article that I'm écriture for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to arc en ciel Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 secondes flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

Okay, I know it's not Easter yet, but I felt like posting this fanfic on here anyway, so.... Yeeeah.

It was a nice sunny jour in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter emballage, wrap up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some aléatoire jour in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is...