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toi know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only dessins animés on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one montrer that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this montrer started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of télévision limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only montrer saved par Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH BETTER SHOWS!!!
Now, the first thing I want to point out about this montrer is that it is a Dexters Laboratory rip-off. I am not even kidding. How? Well, lets see, kids know about a lab inside a house, the smart kid has red hair, a lab coat, and glasses, they have an annoying sibling that always gets in there way, accidents always cause a bunch of problems for the city and themselves. Need I go on? However, the only difference is that, toi don't make the lab a secret, toi make two Dexters, and toi make Dede the main character. Yeah, and that last one is the biggest problem, is making the annoying one the main character. Johnny is the most annoying main character in cartoon history. Imagine that. The biggest problem with Johnny Test is Johnny Test himself. He is an annoying spoiled brat who never learns anything from his mistakes just to do it again in the suivant episode. Also, there are the other characters. Johnny's genius twin sisters, Susan and Mary, the Dexter rip offs. I mean, they are just Dexter, except two of them and female. They wear white lav coats, glasses, and have red hair. I mean, come on. And, theres the talking dog, Dukey...... Yes, there is a talking dog, who's name is slang for shit. Sadly, he is the only likable character in the show. Then, there are all the other characters. We'll just call them all the appropriate names. Bland #'s. Yeah, that will work well.
Also, this may not be that bad, but when it comes to an animation lover like myself, it just pisses me off. Now, toi all know that sound effects in a game adds to the comedy. Like Ed Edd n Eddy uses all sorts of sound effects. Like rattles, booms, shines, and even fanfares. What does Johnny Test use? ..... A whip...... Yeah, just a whip. This wouldn't bug me so much, if it weren't for the fact that the whip sound effect is used ever two fucking seconds. I want toi to watch an episode (Or not, which is the smart idea) close your eyes, and count how many times the whip sound effect is used, because they DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BE FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Also, there is no variety to an episode. Each episode is boring. You've seen one episode of Johnny Test, you've sen them all. Johnny gets bored, bugs his sisters for something, gets it, misuses it, causes some sort of disaster, fixes it, never learns from it, and does it the suivant episode. I just told toi the entire plot for the series. toi think this is fun? Is this entertaining? IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE WANT? THE SAME FUCKING THING THAT WAS NEVER FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH JUST SO toi CAN SEE IT AGAIN? HORRIBLE CHARACTERS, HORRIBLE WRITING, HORRIBLE JOKES, HORRIBLE FUCKING EVERY-FUCKING-THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But........ hey, that's only my opinion........... What's Your Take
Before I say anything, I want to start this off par saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, toi LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, déplacer OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed par zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't toi die on me, toi little bitch. Get up. I a dit get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: toi FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the récent era. A man who is a dit to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who toi ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This article contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, toi have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with toi five plus things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, toi may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if toi wish to montrer me things that toi yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the an 2010, we got an animé known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in films like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This animé had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the montrer good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic l’amour for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game par Ubisoft, but developed par Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal ou No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal ou No Deal, a game montrer that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal ou No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, ou what made it so populaire to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like champignon Men and the No plus Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But toi know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if toi were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed par all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll montrer them! I'll montrer ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art par Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror films didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I l’amour Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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If toi ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started jouer la comédie like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do toi expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look plus awesome, ou at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the montrer Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog par saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher posté pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up montrer the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays liste is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games ou the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatule - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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posted by windwakerguy43
 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do toi think I brought this accueil made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) toi better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: toi worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who ou what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the papillon was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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Damas: (Being carried par the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have toi come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did toi know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would toi come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope toi all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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~Story~

In the medieval an of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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It was a beauitful jour in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's favori dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a lit 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because par the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If toi die ou fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice a dit as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What toi do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first coup de poing knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..