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When Rick gained conscience, he found himself in a bed.

morgan Jones apologised to Rick about his son Duane Jones racking Rick's face with a shovel after mistaking Rick for a walker.

"What the hell is a walker!?" Rick cried.

"Are toi serious? We're toi been all this time?" morgan joked.

"Coma" Rick replied.

"Oh" morgan said, realising how serious Rick was, when he asked what a Walker is.

"All I remember is being in police uniform. Know what that means.." Rick said.

"Your a cop?" morgan guessed.

"Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two" Rick replied.

morgan began telling all about the apolocpise.

SKIPS AHEAD ABIT

Two zombies began surrounding the house.

"We need to get into that shed" Rick said.

"But its locked" morgan insisted.

"Not for long!" Rick cried and charged at the shed, breaking down the door.

Rick frantically looked around the shed for a proper weapon, his eyes focus on the sight of a chainsaw and hunting knife. And even though he was fully capable of taking both, Rick 'only' took the hunting knife, leaving everything else.

Rick was geared with his knife, and morgan geared with a cricket bat.

The first zombie two kills played out the same way it did in Shan of the Dead, thoug as they started racking the undead harder and harder, they both started crying for completely aléatoire reasons.

They both sat back down on the couch, covered in blood.

"I have a sudden craving for ice cream" Rick insisted.

"Well. I don't have any" morgan admitted.

"You suck!" Rick cried angrily.

Stay tuned for more..

And don't worry. I'm planning to have lots of violence.

For those who watch walking dead mostly for the fights, like I do.

I'm hoping not to let toi down..
How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minutes Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when toi write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at par his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making toi vomit, its making toi fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Yet another fanfic about a montrer I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A montrer in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at populaire stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the montrer named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do toi get when toi take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... toi get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lire that titre that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off par saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the montrer a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the montrer is, ou who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this montrer yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before toi do this, toi should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, toi should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are toi still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This montrer had Lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless toi play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give toi ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities toi can do to earn toi respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say seconde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts jouer la comédie weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc toi toi overrated prick. toi suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell toi do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did toi bring me along!?

???: toi figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that toi have to bring me with you!

???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would toi think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw toi commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know toi can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see toi tonight. I only want toi to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do toi get when toi get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ toi get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feu again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK toi (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the suivant Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are toi still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final fantaisie 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in question is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, toi will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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rapide, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! toi had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that toi were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. toi have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what toi did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rapide, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. toi can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are toi one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give toi this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can toi hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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added by windwakerguy43
(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are toi sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are toi okay Link...
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