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When Rick gained conscience, he found himself in a bed.

morgan Jones apologised to Rick about his son Duane Jones racking Rick's face with a shovel after mistaking Rick for a walker.

"What the hell is a walker!?" Rick cried.

"Are toi serious? We're toi been all this time?" morgan joked.

"Coma" Rick replied.

"Oh" morgan said, realising how serious Rick was, when he asked what a Walker is.

"All I remember is being in police uniform. Know what that means.." Rick said.

"Your a cop?" morgan guessed.

"Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two" Rick replied.

morgan began telling all about the apolocpise.

SKIPS AHEAD ABIT

Two zombies began surrounding the house.

"We need to get into that shed" Rick said.

"But its locked" morgan insisted.

"Not for long!" Rick cried and charged at the shed, breaking down the door.

Rick frantically looked around the shed for a proper weapon, his eyes focus on the sight of a chainsaw and hunting knife. And even though he was fully capable of taking both, Rick 'only' took the hunting knife, leaving everything else.

Rick was geared with his knife, and morgan geared with a cricket bat.

The first zombie two kills played out the same way it did in Shan of the Dead, thoug as they started racking the undead harder and harder, they both started crying for completely aléatoire reasons.

They both sat back down on the couch, covered in blood.

"I have a sudden craving for ice cream" Rick insisted.

"Well. I don't have any" morgan admitted.

"You suck!" Rick cried angrily.

Stay tuned for more..

And don't worry. I'm planning to have lots of violence.

For those who watch walking dead mostly for the fights, like I do.

I'm hoping not to let toi down..
(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are toi sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are toi okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only arbre in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jésus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who a dit that? Are toi a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that toi weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: salut LISTEN salut LISTEN
Link: ou this
Kebora Gebora: If toi are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Okay, everyone stop right where toi are. Unless your Rebelle enough, ou foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If toi don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, ou reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell toi all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a citron Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This montrer was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this montrer was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most favori episodes"? So, today, I present to toi my ten favori Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first article of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where toi play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and toi have a choice to be good ou evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this article contains spoilers)

Boss: guêpe Queen
The guêpe Queen is the...
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posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story par narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms rue (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if toi play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell toi all that this story sucks. Or, plus importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack a dit it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Henry: so... what are toi working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 an old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are toi in here?

Henry: I just want to know what toi are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the jour this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of toi that own a Playstation, I'm sure toi know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great baie Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ toi sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. toi see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. toi know what, screw it, I wont question the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be plus specific. Crimson skies is a game where toi play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan canard, drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, toi play the whole game in a fighter plane around the an 1940. Now, its a lot plus fun then toi think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: araign? e, araignée Zeppelin
The araign? e, araignée Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask toi something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want toi to do this alone. Unless toi want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, toi did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to montrer a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were toi guys expecting. With that I will see toi all suivant time