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When Rick gained conscience, he found himself in a bed.

morgan Jones apologised to Rick about his son Duane Jones racking Rick's face with a shovel after mistaking Rick for a walker.

"What the hell is a walker!?" Rick cried.

"Are toi serious? We're toi been all this time?" morgan joked.

"Coma" Rick replied.

"Oh" morgan said, realising how serious Rick was, when he asked what a Walker is.

"All I remember is being in police uniform. Know what that means.." Rick said.

"Your a cop?" morgan guessed.

"Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two" Rick replied.

morgan began telling all about the apolocpise.

SKIPS AHEAD ABIT

Two zombies began surrounding the house.

"We need to get into that shed" Rick said.

"But its locked" morgan insisted.

"Not for long!" Rick cried and charged at the shed, breaking down the door.

Rick frantically looked around the shed for a proper weapon, his eyes focus on the sight of a chainsaw and hunting knife. And even though he was fully capable of taking both, Rick 'only' took the hunting knife, leaving everything else.

Rick was geared with his knife, and morgan geared with a cricket bat.

The first zombie two kills played out the same way it did in Shan of the Dead, thoug as they started racking the undead harder and harder, they both started crying for completely aléatoire reasons.

They both sat back down on the couch, covered in blood.

"I have a sudden craving for ice cream" Rick insisted.

"Well. I don't have any" morgan admitted.

"You suck!" Rick cried angrily.

Stay tuned for more..

And don't worry. I'm planning to have lots of violence.

For those who watch walking dead mostly for the fights, like I do.

I'm hoping not to let toi down..
 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do toi suck at this game
Cody: toi shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were toi two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: toi know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To château Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where toi play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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rapide, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some rue performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are toi doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the suivant step of my training
Swift: Just...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a haut, retour au début ten favori animé list, I should do a haut, retour au début ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst animé I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let toi guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an animé that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: toi know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londres and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground ou in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way ou another I find disgusting, immature sex ou rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... toi see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! toi still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... toi brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: toi seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are toi here?

Henry: we need toi back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: toi are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach toi

Henry: toi and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
posted by windwakerguy43
January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to lit early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought toi some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.


TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.


arc en ciel DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can toi blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are toi doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick a dit the suivant sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. toi are small and toi do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if toi don't, I'll kick your adorable cul, ass all over this place
Makar: I'd like toi try

Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful toi two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh...
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(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did toi find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant feu in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, toi guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to montrer this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens tronc and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun,...
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Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice dîner together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?


Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...
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Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, aléatoire guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell toi asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have toi been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: toi LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get toi out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...
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King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the haut, retour au début of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, toi go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't toi coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, toi see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)

Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: toi don't recognize me....
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Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only question is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this liste contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final fantaisie 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final fantaisie 10, but I haven't played that one,...
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(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where toi [lay as a young girl named...
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posted by windwakerguy43
January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where toi make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...
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 Cory
Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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 Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of bière on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want toi sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: toi shitting...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before toi knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was posté of it, the internet began to...
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