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posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains ou dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat fusil, carabine rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, ou even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy par the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going accueil afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Why do all of my teachers look like populaire characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, ou movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one lire teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one jour she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave toi all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife ou husband.

21) Torture a arbre infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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haut, retour au début 11 things to do when your house is on feu

posted by bubbletl

haut, retour au début 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini toi bought as it is going to be hot with feu and all toi know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when toi start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on feu with picture of your house: A formula which will make toi super populaire
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about feu and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off feu till...

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what if there was just one plus charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers suivant to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. toi must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the question link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of toi then look away when they turn around

Say toi have a sixth since where toi can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and toi should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO divisé, divisé, split

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is jouer la comédie the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are plus than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has a dit that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that toi have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the canapé "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do toi think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are chiens cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do toi fish?:

Nope!

Are toi at the age where toi can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless toi try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do toi have a boyfriend ou girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do toi know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have toi ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do toi have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have toi broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry ou l’amour toi more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave toi with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me ou come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to toi and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if toi let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and toi too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
toi will have your own life, everything toi wanted with you.
toi will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm lit when your old, knowing that toi did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I l’amour you, I l’amour toi so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's haut, retour au début 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my haut, retour au début 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If toi l’amour power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right article for toi but if toi hate them toi should just kindly go away from this article.Also if toi expecting liens then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that toi will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make toi say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quizz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told toi I could make toi say 256.

OK,if toi a dit to yourself,"No.You a dit toi can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if toi didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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toi May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If toi consider it a sport to gather your nourriture par drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all jour hoping that the nourriture will swim by, toi might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each an because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, toi might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, toi might live in Michigan .

If toi instinctively walk like a manchot, pingouin for five months out of the year, toi might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call toi a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and toi lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because toi know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that toi must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who toi are and toi should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make toi feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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toi know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

toi know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favori character from étoile, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled par Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, ou Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favori female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding ou happy
:-( depressed ou frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool ou sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical jour at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky canard walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught par their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the haut, retour au début of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as a dit before. He and Buster were instructed par their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, canard season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with toi guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...