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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person suivant to toi if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagone files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the supprimer key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever toi hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard par reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some plus that I came up with too, hope toi enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to chercher the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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My long winded answer on the current situation in the United States

posted by BlindBandit92

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of seconde class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

Why I l’amour animation.

posted by Renegade1765

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally publier an article that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my favori medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our favori ways of telling a story, ou to express our emotions and points-of-view. My favori is animation,...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy43

So about a an ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video par Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog rue is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a an later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy43

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed par Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

magnum Force

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little poney fan Fiction. If toi do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Theme Song: link

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...

In-Indie - Manual Samuel

posted by windwakerguy43

I never did play Octodad, a game that was a dit to be unique, if frustrating in its own way. Neither did I play I Am Bread, also frustrating with it’s gameplay. I never understood the appeal of games that try to anger toi unless there is a unique spin to it ou something good. And I think waiting for that paid off, because today, we’ll be talking about one of the funniest written indie games I’ve played, Manual Samuel

Manual Samuel follows the tale of Samuel obviously, a trust fund baby who has never had to work a jour in his life and has had everything practically handed to him. That...

"Razilee and Elijah" and "K-12" released at the same time.

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah 2019

Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side par side with his promoted album K-12 par Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 an started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his précédant albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of fan Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes rejoindre together, words appear.

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...

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Announcing The Annual Opposite jour

posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite jour last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this an because after making a vote about whether ou not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite jour on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this rendez-vous amoureux, date was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the rendez-vous amoureux, date than feel free to contact me.

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Anna and Elsa Swimming in Trouble

posted by themrjoker

Note: La Reine des Neiges is owned par Disney, not me. I hope that toi have fun lire and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and Queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do toi miss swimming?"

Elsa a dit "Well I guess I do."

Anna a dit "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa a dit "Problem?"

Anna a dit "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa a dit "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna a dit "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...

haut, retour au début 34 most messed up submissions in Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD toi PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET

posted by Canada24

Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a jour off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...

Halloween Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make toi wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

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Where I think My favori Characters Would Travel To

posted by zanhar1

So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One jour I got to thinking about where my favoris might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France ou Italy ou possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as plus of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a plus passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

Johnny Lightning Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a caisse from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops suivant to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help toi unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three plus crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...

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haut, retour au début 10 Things that the Zanarchy Doesn't Want toi to Know

posted by SilentForce

Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm écriture this article in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the haut, retour au début 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...

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Magical Creature Kingdom part 2

posted by twinklestar11

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? toi will be destroyed if toi even try me! And too bad! Your magical Friends are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.

“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet toi can’t...

The FameGurl754 Rant

posted by lilydude92

Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.

Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die ou some shit.

After she posté an answer 'Questionz' she posté "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: Why Your Opinion Is Wrong

posted by deathding

(THIS article IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be accueil again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, ou are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....