31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written par a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap toi hard, toi deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if toi want to. If they're going out with toi in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If toi don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that toi did.
--8.5. If toi DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that toi did.
9. toi can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended par it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if toi make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do toi honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets accueil safely as often as toi can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If toi aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's accueil safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats toi first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" ou something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether toi enjoy it ou not, it just matters that toi went.
18. You're dead meat if toi can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms ou friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out par PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If toi don't like the way they drive, toi do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where toi go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. toi forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday ou Christmas ou Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If toi think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt toi plus if toi draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When toi have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, toi have a lot plus responsibility, privilege and control than toi would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything toi did wrong will be used against toi in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written par a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap toi hard, toi deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if toi want to. If they're going out with toi in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If toi don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that toi did.
--8.5. If toi DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that toi did.
9. toi can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended par it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if toi make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do toi honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets accueil safely as often as toi can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If toi aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's accueil safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats toi first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" ou something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether toi enjoy it ou not, it just matters that toi went.
18. You're dead meat if toi can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms ou friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out par PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If toi don't like the way they drive, toi do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where toi go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. toi forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday ou Christmas ou Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If toi think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt toi plus if toi draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When toi have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, toi have a lot plus responsibility, privilege and control than toi would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything toi did wrong will be used against toi in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
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And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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