31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written par a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap toi hard, toi deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if toi want to. If they're going out with toi in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If toi don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that toi did.
--8.5. If toi DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that toi did.
9. toi can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended par it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if toi make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do toi honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets accueil safely as often as toi can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If toi aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's accueil safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats toi first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" ou something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether toi enjoy it ou not, it just matters that toi went.
18. You're dead meat if toi can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms ou friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out par PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If toi don't like the way they drive, toi do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where toi go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. toi forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday ou Christmas ou Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If toi think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt toi plus if toi draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When toi have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, toi have a lot plus responsibility, privilege and control than toi would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything toi did wrong will be used against toi in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written par a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap toi hard, toi deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if toi want to. If they're going out with toi in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If toi don't sleep with them, do not tell your Friends that toi did.
--8.5. If toi DO sleep with them, don't tell your Friends that toi did.
9. toi can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended par it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if toi make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do toi honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets accueil safely as often as toi can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If toi aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's accueil safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats toi first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" ou something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether toi enjoy it ou not, it just matters that toi went.
18. You're dead meat if toi can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms ou friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out par PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If toi don't like the way they drive, toi do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where toi go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. toi forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday ou Christmas ou Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If toi think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt toi plus if toi draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When toi have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, toi have a lot plus responsibility, privilege and control than toi would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything toi did wrong will be used against toi in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.
when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.
when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope toi liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope toi liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did toi here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for the cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
maybe toi a volé, étole it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for he cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find toi soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of toi know it as the only song i know par cœur, coeur from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araign? e, araignée i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!