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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let toi watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE toi GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE toi A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE toi SEEN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! toi BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME ou I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Friends is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if toi will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to l’amour Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to l’amour every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are toi talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, toi have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd toi leave the toilet siège up?
Peele: chienne WHY WAS toi LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do toi even WANT to hang out!?...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" par comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my liste of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six ou something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her films lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Rebelle hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This liste is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, ou just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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 Welcome to my list! ^__^
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Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started montrer some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of toi who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released par sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I a dit that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for toi to get plus detailed information, just...
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