This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let toi watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE toi GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE toi A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE toi SEEN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! toi BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME ou I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Friends is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if toi will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let toi watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE toi GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE toi A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE toi SEEN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! toi BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME ou I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Friends is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if toi will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So toi admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
MDR yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So toi admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
MDR yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 heure Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There chant I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're siège Ooh K Then canard, drake Sad toi Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There canard, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was chant Along Giving Him fleurs Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lire And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that toi have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the réponses seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when toi find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when toi see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aléatoire person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that toi have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the réponses seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when toi find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when toi see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aléatoire person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp pomme strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp pomme strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws nourriture at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid questions (ex: What do bibliothèque cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a jour when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who toi think she is
*She throws nourriture at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid questions (ex: What do bibliothèque cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a jour when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who toi think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book par its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders ou u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id l’amour to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break toi down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to toi that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaires about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why toi like what toi do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do toi do it? Do toi have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever toi do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to toi that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaires about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why toi like what toi do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do toi do it? Do toi have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever toi do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banane even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banane is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but toi can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a plus stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banane banane mouton, moutons are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banane is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but toi can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a plus stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banane banane mouton, moutons are there Friends
BANANAS