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Why does your cat lick your hair ou face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys l’amour and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is montrer affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? chats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking toi as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its fourrure after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, ou he is tasting your scent.

Why do chats suck wool ou clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, ou the cat needs plus fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? chats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy ou dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some chats will purr when frightened ou in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on toi after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring ou other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring toi his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach toi how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey accueil to where it is sûr, sans danger and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing toi fresh food.

Why do some chats put their toys in their water ou nourriture dish? chats see their nourriture area as part of their territory, so they put their favori toys in a "safe" place. Some chats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm ou cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do chats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, ou he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some chats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it plus deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many chats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some chats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? chats prefer fresh nourriture and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some chats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick ou dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps chats cope with confrontation ou embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some chats tip over their water dish, ou take nourriture out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most chats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks toi are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture ou a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do chats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper ou a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do chats chew on plants? The herbe might help the cat get rid of fourrure in its stomach, ou that herbe provides fiber ou vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite ou hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, ou belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he ou she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I l’amour you".

chats strangely l’amour chewing ou licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they l’amour the texture ou taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds ou squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey ou draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

chats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, ou no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can déplacer independently from the lower two rows for even plus precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point vers l'avant, vers l’avant when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive ou aggressive.
There once lived a 10 an old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will toi stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE a dit YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But toi have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad toi made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen toi in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how toi feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do toi want?
Skeeter:A author!...
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Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are toi gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See toi tomorrow!"Sam a dit as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna...
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(Continued!)
The suivant jour I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are toi doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with toi when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are toi still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No...
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My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do toi l’amour me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can toi bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Christmas With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...
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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If toi were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was suivant to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i l’amour these!),a lot plus too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you a dit she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie a dit as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did toi hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think toi killed her cause toi always a dit toi would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will toi sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your tatouages will be ignored,Cause my cœur, coeur is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...
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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four an old Amber,
A 12 an old Kennedy,A 5 an old Harper,And then there's 9 an old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her poupées back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do toi want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in grille-pain for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do toi know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked toi as the Babysitter cause toi have 7 siblings and toi all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
posted by Aquarius18
1. aléatoire ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just lire about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Victorious Episode, and as soon as toi read about Russia stalking China as a panda ours toi recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If toi see Foamy the écureuil flying around your science class, toi deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they a dit they a dit not now i yell like a 5 an old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they a dit no i will ingore them par saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they a dit FINE

3.if i want to play a game ou go on the computer and they a dit no i will be cying ou just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they a dit no i will a dit creepy thing to them like what if someone take toi away they will a dit ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether toi want to hear it ou not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if toi can't handle ou stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated questions that are getting a lot of people irritated, but toi know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do toi think of me?' questions( well as long as toi don't put a personal photo up 'cause everyone could careless on what toi look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. toi need it down. toi don’t hear us complaining about toi leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon ou the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. toi grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. toi take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when toi sneeze.
5. toi don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and toi don’t even work there.
7. toi spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your chats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. toi can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. toi can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I l’amour reading. It's fun, and it takes toi to a whole new world.
Don't toi hate it when someone on fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' ou something along those lines on their profil page when they are asked for their favori books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can toi hate reading? toi read every day. You're lire now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your profil page, cos toi obviously do.
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To those who don't...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in l’amour with. But, he’d broken my cœur, coeur plus than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five plus songs, can toi believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even a dit that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her suivant CD Rebecca promises to have a plus natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, ou l’amour the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate commentaires have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't l’amour him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a aléatoire boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate commentaires etc, but I don't post 'OMG I l’amour JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' commentaires either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Friends a cabine for the summer. “Zack, toi really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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