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Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's haut, retour au début superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's global, ensemble health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and nutrients.

Açai, white grape, apple, acerola, aronia, purple grape, cranberry, passion fruit, prune, kiwi, blueberry, wolfberry, camu camu, pomegranate, lychee fruit, pear, banana, cupuaçu, and bilberry.

Key Benefits
Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a variety of key nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant capacity of approximately 13 servings of fruits and vegetables in just four ounces.
Provides nutritional benefits for all ages.
Contains antioxidant polyphenols, which studies suggest may play an important role in long-term health.
Essential Facts
In excess, free radicals produce harmful oxidation that can damage cell membranes and accelerate the aging process.
MonaVie's freeze-dried açai has a higher ORAC score than any other fruit ou vegetable tested to date, boasting an antioxidant capacity plus than 15 times higher than blueberries and plus than 20 times higher than raspberries (J Agric nourriture Chem. 2006, 54(22):8604-10).
Health experts agree that a diet rich in a variety of antioxidants helps fight the signs of aging and is essential to maintaining good health.


Powerful antioxidants found in fruits—like those in MonaVie—help prevent cellular damage par neutralizing free radicals.

OPPORTUNITY OVERVIEW
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Is it time that toi want, ou plus time? Health, ou better health? An income,
ou a bigger income? Freedom, ou greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help toi achieve them.


MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow toi to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.

As a MonaVie independent distributor, toi are an entrepreneur who, from jour one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.

Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today par enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.



COMPANY OVERVIEW

MonaVie is sold in the United States (and all its territories), Brazil, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, Israel, and Mexico. We are rapidly expanding to other markets around the world as we build a truly global brand.



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Introduced in January 2005, MonaVie develops and markets scientifically formulated, premium quality nutritional products, specifically for person-to-person distribution.

Our products feature an exclusive blend of the powerful açai berry, found only in remote regions of the Amazon, and other nutrient-dense fruits, each selected for its specific nutritional properties. MonaVie is designed to provide toi with the antioxidants and phytonutrients toi need to maintain a healthy and active lifestyle.



19 FRUITIS – MOST IMPORTANT: ACAI BERRY- COMES FROM THE amazone, amazon JUNGLE


ANTIOXIDENT EQUIVLENT TO 13 SERVINGS OF FRUIT/VEG


FREE RADICALS: REACTIVE MOLECULES ASSOC. WITH DEGENERATIVE AGING PROCESS


ANTIOXIDENTS FOUND IN fruit AND VEGS. HELP COUNTER THE EFFECTS OF THE FREE RADICALS


MONAVIE INCREASES THE ANTIOXIDENT ACTIVITY AND PENETRATES THOSE CELLS, REDUCES THE RISK OF CHOLESTEROL BEING OXIDIZED, DRINK WITH FRUIT



ACTIVE – plant-derived glucosamine, promote healthy joint function par targeting mobility and flexibility. Designed to support joint performance and recovery,

PULSE – supports your cardiovascular system. With added cœur, coeur health benefits derived from plant sterols* (which studies suggest play a key factor in lowering cholesterol), resveratrol, and omega 3 fatty acids, maintaining existing healthy cholesterol levels has never been easier.

    Resveratrol might be a key ingredient in red wine that helps prevent damage to blood vessels, reduces "bad" cholesterol and prevents blood clots



MonaVie Tasting & Meeting rejoindre us as we introduce the MonaVie™ Functional Beverage, scientifically formulated from the haut, retour au début super fruits from around the world. Its primary ingredient is the Açai berry from the Amazon, the fruit rated number one in the world.Join us and discover an opportunity to participate in the GLOBAL distribution of this New Scientifically developed nutritional-functional beverage. This new industry is exploding globally and the right time to take advantage of any new trend is in the beginning stages. Distribution opportunities are available. Discover the income potential par attending a business briefing following the MonaVie™ tasting.Find out what the Buzz is all about! MonaVie and the Acai Berry: Featured on: Oprah, Dr. Oz, Rachel Ray, in Vogue Magazine, The Londres Times, Men's Journal, Good Morning America, at the Oscars and in countless other publications. Dr.Nicholas Perricone is noted as saying" The Acai Berry is one of the most nutritious and powerful foods in the world...nature's perfect energy fruit."MonaVie Brand Products feature a delicious blend of the Brazilian Acai Berry and 18 other Body-Beneficial Fruits from around the world. For countless centuries, the people of the amazone, amazon have revered this unique fruit for its health-promoting properties and prized it as a source of health and vitality. The remarkable benefits of Acai are continually being validated par modern science. And because of its unparalleled antioxidant levels and extraordinary nutrient content, acai is now widely regarded as one of the world's haut, retour au début super foods!Just 4oz of MonaVie daily feature an antioxidant capacity equivalent to 13 servings of fruits and vegetables!


MonaVie Is it time that toi want, ou plus time? Health, ou better health? An income, ou a bigger income? Freedom, ou greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help toi achieve them.MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow toi to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.As a MonaVie independent distributor, toi are an entrepreneur who, from jour one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today par enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.Become a part of this extraordinary team of MonaVie Drinkers and even potentially earn residual income with many successful people such as Steve burton from General Hospital, Howard Johnson, NY Mets Coach, and the Boston ed Sox. Just to name a few.Meet other local people who are interested in the MonaVie jus, jus de cocktail and what the antioxidants can do for your health. MonaVie delivers key plytonutrients and antioxidants to help toi maintain a healthy and active lifestyle




MonaVie—an official jus, jus de of the Boston Red Sox



Cheryl Burke’s Healthy-Life Confessions: MonaVie
[Health] - June 2009 - Cheryl Burke, two-time champion of the hit TV montrer Dancing with the Stars, chats with Health magazine about how she maintains her dancer’s body and gets energized. The dancing starlet and fitness entrepreneur lists MonaVie among the healthy foods currently found in her fridge.



The Wave Magazine Calls Acai “Superhero of the Superfruits” [The Wave Magazine] - March 2009 - The acai berry swooped in as superhero of superfruits, in The Wave Magazine’s annual Health and Beauty issue. Noting its powerful antioxidant benefits, The Wave proclaimed acai as king of the bunch. The Wave also listed MonaVie at the haut, retour au début of their liste of favori acai berry blends.

MonaVie Featured on CBS The Doctors



CBS The Doctors]—January 7, 2009—The Doctors, a daytime talk montrer delivering up-to-the-minute information from a panel of four practicing medical professionals, featured the acai berry and MonaVie in a segment on the haut, retour au début 10 health trends for 2009. The acai berry ranked at No. 7 on the list, and according to the hosts: this miracle berry is made into a jus, jus de that is high in antioxidants. Audience members were ecstatic to learn that everyone would be sent accueil with their own bottle of MonaVie Pulse.




Success from accueil Magazine
[Success from Home] – July 2007 – The July issue of Success from accueil magazine is an exclusive look at MonaVie and was available on newsstands nationwide, including all Borders and Barnes & Nobles bookstores. This independently created magazine is completely dedicated to telling the MonaVie story and includes The Power of toi DVD, as well as articles on the açai berry and features on many of MonaVie’s top-producing distributors. It’s a must-have tool for every MonaVie distributor.


MonaVie at the Indianapolis 500

MonaVie is poised to compete for the checkered flag at this year’s Indianapolis 500, as Tomas Scheckter is slated to race in the No. 19 MonaVie car. In addition, MonaVie is sponsoring Will Power, who will vie for the victory wearing a MonaVie-branded helmet.
Held annually over the Memorial jour weekend and billed as “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing,” the Indianapolis 500 is one of the oldest motorsport events and the largest single-day sporting event in the world.
The 2002 Indianapolis 500 Rookie of the Year, Tomas Scheckter will begin the race at pole position 26 for Dale Coyne Racing. The Indianapolis 500 is on Sunday, May 24, 2009, 1 p.m. (EST) on ABC.



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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what toi get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the salade, laitue toi eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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 Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, ou reflected, moving ou different couleurs for you.
Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, écriture and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing ou processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^
because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because toi associate it with education and think that the plus educated toi are the better toi are? because being educated automatically makes toi an athority on whatever toi wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: salut Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings toi here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, toi silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID toi SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: toi call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an heure down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't toi know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
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About a mois ago, I wrote an article where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with La Reine des Neiges and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fan of Frozen. However, écriture all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 ou 15. But the reason I a dit I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS toi CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send toi a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long toi can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, ou try to beat your own personal...
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added by Mauserfan1910
Source: the internet???
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the haut, retour au début of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: toi Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: toi seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker lire a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know toi liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...
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Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your rapporter cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good rapporter card. (Sugar sees her rapporter card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and rendez-vous amoureux, date for your Student of the an award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits suivant to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the cœur, coeur of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the feu of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached par the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!
 KEK WILLS IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
posted by twinklestar11
My favori singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping ou listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was chant when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case toi missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this article series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and aléatoire scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked toi all for ideas in the commentaires section below! That's also how this montrer has been running since Episode 2, so if toi like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a commentaire below on what toi guys and gals want me to create in the suivant episode!

And with that being...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, toi don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 an old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can toi get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bébés ugly at first?
"How about you...
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