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Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's haut, retour au début superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's global, ensemble health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and nutrients.

Açai, white grape, apple, acerola, aronia, purple grape, cranberry, passion fruit, prune, kiwi, blueberry, wolfberry, camu camu, pomegranate, lychee fruit, pear, banana, cupuaçu, and bilberry.

Key Benefits
Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a variety of key nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant capacity of approximately 13 servings of fruits and vegetables in just four ounces.
Provides nutritional benefits for all ages.
Contains antioxidant polyphenols, which studies suggest may play an important role in long-term health.
Essential Facts
In excess, free radicals produce harmful oxidation that can damage cell membranes and accelerate the aging process.
MonaVie's freeze-dried açai has a higher ORAC score than any other fruit ou vegetable tested to date, boasting an antioxidant capacity plus than 15 times higher than blueberries and plus than 20 times higher than raspberries (J Agric nourriture Chem. 2006, 54(22):8604-10).
Health experts agree that a diet rich in a variety of antioxidants helps fight the signs of aging and is essential to maintaining good health.


Powerful antioxidants found in fruits—like those in MonaVie—help prevent cellular damage par neutralizing free radicals.

OPPORTUNITY OVERVIEW
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Is it time that toi want, ou plus time? Health, ou better health? An income,
ou a bigger income? Freedom, ou greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help toi achieve them.


MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow toi to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.

As a MonaVie independent distributor, toi are an entrepreneur who, from jour one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.

Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today par enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.



COMPANY OVERVIEW

MonaVie is sold in the United States (and all its territories), Brazil, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, Israel, and Mexico. We are rapidly expanding to other markets around the world as we build a truly global brand.



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Introduced in January 2005, MonaVie develops and markets scientifically formulated, premium quality nutritional products, specifically for person-to-person distribution.

Our products feature an exclusive blend of the powerful açai berry, found only in remote regions of the Amazon, and other nutrient-dense fruits, each selected for its specific nutritional properties. MonaVie is designed to provide toi with the antioxidants and phytonutrients toi need to maintain a healthy and active lifestyle.



19 FRUITIS – MOST IMPORTANT: ACAI BERRY- COMES FROM THE amazone, amazon JUNGLE


ANTIOXIDENT EQUIVLENT TO 13 SERVINGS OF FRUIT/VEG


FREE RADICALS: REACTIVE MOLECULES ASSOC. WITH DEGENERATIVE AGING PROCESS


ANTIOXIDENTS FOUND IN fruit AND VEGS. HELP COUNTER THE EFFECTS OF THE FREE RADICALS


MONAVIE INCREASES THE ANTIOXIDENT ACTIVITY AND PENETRATES THOSE CELLS, REDUCES THE RISK OF CHOLESTEROL BEING OXIDIZED, DRINK WITH FRUIT



ACTIVE – plant-derived glucosamine, promote healthy joint function par targeting mobility and flexibility. Designed to support joint performance and recovery,

PULSE – supports your cardiovascular system. With added cœur, coeur health benefits derived from plant sterols* (which studies suggest play a key factor in lowering cholesterol), resveratrol, and omega 3 fatty acids, maintaining existing healthy cholesterol levels has never been easier.

    Resveratrol might be a key ingredient in red wine that helps prevent damage to blood vessels, reduces "bad" cholesterol and prevents blood clots



MonaVie Tasting & Meeting rejoindre us as we introduce the MonaVie™ Functional Beverage, scientifically formulated from the haut, retour au début super fruits from around the world. Its primary ingredient is the Açai berry from the Amazon, the fruit rated number one in the world.Join us and discover an opportunity to participate in the GLOBAL distribution of this New Scientifically developed nutritional-functional beverage. This new industry is exploding globally and the right time to take advantage of any new trend is in the beginning stages. Distribution opportunities are available. Discover the income potential par attending a business briefing following the MonaVie™ tasting.Find out what the Buzz is all about! MonaVie and the Acai Berry: Featured on: Oprah, Dr. Oz, Rachel Ray, in Vogue Magazine, The Londres Times, Men's Journal, Good Morning America, at the Oscars and in countless other publications. Dr.Nicholas Perricone is noted as saying" The Acai Berry is one of the most nutritious and powerful foods in the world...nature's perfect energy fruit."MonaVie Brand Products feature a delicious blend of the Brazilian Acai Berry and 18 other Body-Beneficial Fruits from around the world. For countless centuries, the people of the amazone, amazon have revered this unique fruit for its health-promoting properties and prized it as a source of health and vitality. The remarkable benefits of Acai are continually being validated par modern science. And because of its unparalleled antioxidant levels and extraordinary nutrient content, acai is now widely regarded as one of the world's haut, retour au début super foods!Just 4oz of MonaVie daily feature an antioxidant capacity equivalent to 13 servings of fruits and vegetables!


MonaVie Is it time that toi want, ou plus time? Health, ou better health? An income, ou a bigger income? Freedom, ou greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help toi achieve them.MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow toi to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.As a MonaVie independent distributor, toi are an entrepreneur who, from jour one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today par enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.Become a part of this extraordinary team of MonaVie Drinkers and even potentially earn residual income with many successful people such as Steve burton from General Hospital, Howard Johnson, NY Mets Coach, and the Boston ed Sox. Just to name a few.Meet other local people who are interested in the MonaVie jus, jus de cocktail and what the antioxidants can do for your health. MonaVie delivers key plytonutrients and antioxidants to help toi maintain a healthy and active lifestyle




MonaVie—an official jus, jus de of the Boston Red Sox



Cheryl Burke’s Healthy-Life Confessions: MonaVie
[Health] - June 2009 - Cheryl Burke, two-time champion of the hit TV montrer Dancing with the Stars, chats with Health magazine about how she maintains her dancer’s body and gets energized. The dancing starlet and fitness entrepreneur lists MonaVie among the healthy foods currently found in her fridge.



The Wave Magazine Calls Acai “Superhero of the Superfruits” [The Wave Magazine] - March 2009 - The acai berry swooped in as superhero of superfruits, in The Wave Magazine’s annual Health and Beauty issue. Noting its powerful antioxidant benefits, The Wave proclaimed acai as king of the bunch. The Wave also listed MonaVie at the haut, retour au début of their liste of favori acai berry blends.

MonaVie Featured on CBS The Doctors



CBS The Doctors]—January 7, 2009—The Doctors, a daytime talk montrer delivering up-to-the-minute information from a panel of four practicing medical professionals, featured the acai berry and MonaVie in a segment on the haut, retour au début 10 health trends for 2009. The acai berry ranked at No. 7 on the list, and according to the hosts: this miracle berry is made into a jus, jus de that is high in antioxidants. Audience members were ecstatic to learn that everyone would be sent accueil with their own bottle of MonaVie Pulse.




Success from accueil Magazine
[Success from Home] – July 2007 – The July issue of Success from accueil magazine is an exclusive look at MonaVie and was available on newsstands nationwide, including all Borders and Barnes & Nobles bookstores. This independently created magazine is completely dedicated to telling the MonaVie story and includes The Power of toi DVD, as well as articles on the açai berry and features on many of MonaVie’s top-producing distributors. It’s a must-have tool for every MonaVie distributor.


MonaVie at the Indianapolis 500

MonaVie is poised to compete for the checkered flag at this year’s Indianapolis 500, as Tomas Scheckter is slated to race in the No. 19 MonaVie car. In addition, MonaVie is sponsoring Will Power, who will vie for the victory wearing a MonaVie-branded helmet.
Held annually over the Memorial jour weekend and billed as “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing,” the Indianapolis 500 is one of the oldest motorsport events and the largest single-day sporting event in the world.
The 2002 Indianapolis 500 Rookie of the Year, Tomas Scheckter will begin the race at pole position 26 for Dale Coyne Racing. The Indianapolis 500 is on Sunday, May 24, 2009, 1 p.m. (EST) on ABC.



Do toi like MonaVie?

Well,if toi do toi should rejoindre my spot that I made for it. Heres the link to it, its:

link

Thanks!

-Rolie1 :D
posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! toi are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey toi bums want simethin ou are toi goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do toi hear...
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 James
James
cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am chant my favori song, 21 pistolets par Green jour whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 an old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the poire, pear into the side of this poubelle, benne à ordures in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These articles are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would toi wanna listen to musique from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better musique available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I l’amour my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a an and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted saumon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riz in a riz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riz on your hand and put your favori filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled saumon on the rice. Push the filling into the riz lightly. Hold the riz between your palms. Form the riz into a round, a triangle, ou a cylinder par pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. emballage, wrap the riz ball with a strip of nori ou sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly par americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: toi got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I l’amour it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if toi call right now we will also send toi a what ever toi call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 plus dollers shiping and handleing! toi GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever toi call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever toi call it have toi credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL jour BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST étoile, star IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all toi have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES toi THE MOST toi HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some animé movies,titanic
Here is some musique i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some livres i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound toi get when toi scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, toi know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when toi just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. poisson fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, ou maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, ou maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal plus hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would rendez-vous amoureux, date Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never rendez-vous amoureux, date a girl
I swear I'd still l’amour men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When toi watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok toi go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door cloche, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will toi give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really aléatoire stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, toi have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” a dit my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.


User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.


User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.

User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So toi admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




MDR yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do toi hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be accueil for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feu hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: toi better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell toi why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired par their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented par the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The seconde is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 heure Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There chant I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're siège Ooh K Then canard, drake Sad toi Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There canard, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was chant Along Giving Him fleurs Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lire And You're Comments