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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, toi finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, toi shouldn't be tortured par the reboot. I'm going to tell toi the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.

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Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.

Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.

Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: toi both know what to do.
Goon 2: toi got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*

Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.

Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our pistolets are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*

The song fades away as the suivant scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.

The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank toi everyone!!

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Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a mur in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an observatoire on haut, retour au début of a volcan in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, ou he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. toi can get plus info about that par watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all

Stop the song

Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*

Song (Start at 2:19): link

Blossom: *Flying accueil with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the jour at accueil with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!

Stop the song

Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of toi your favori dishes. Blossom, I made toi a boulette de viande sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made toi a steak with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a salade with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!

Also in her salade was lettuce, raisins, and some small orange slices. All three girls had the same drink. grain de raisin, raisin juice.

Bubbles: What do toi want to do after dîner girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't toi rejoindre us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd l’amour to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!

Song (Start at 2:50): link

Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good jour at school.
Tom Kenny: ou so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything toi got girls!!

They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.

Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*

The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.

Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, ou throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.

Blossom & Buttercup grabbed rue lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their rue lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.

Mojo Jojo: No! I have Lost my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!

As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.

Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the jour is saved. Thanks to...

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe toi can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
toi have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, toi answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, toi answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, toi answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, toi say “is that so?”
5. If toi so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher toi did not turn in your homework because toi were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
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Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
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Poubelle
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True Love
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Object of my Affection
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1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a aléatoire strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T toi SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
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5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket a volé, étole it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make toi laugh so hard


3.It can make toi cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes toi wish toi lived in the Naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes toi think about it all the time


15.It teaches toi Naruto history
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I found this online :)

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2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that toi can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd toi leave the toilet siège up?
Peele: chienne WHY WAS toi LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


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Key: (texting angrily) do toi even WANT to hang out!?...
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