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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, toi finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, toi shouldn't be tortured par the reboot. I'm going to tell toi the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.

Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.

Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: toi both know what to do.
Goon 2: toi got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*

Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.

Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our pistolets are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*

The song fades away as the suivant scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.

The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank toi everyone!!

Song (Start at 3:17): www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAX84VNc2F0&index=2&li...tUh

Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a mur in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an observatoire on haut, retour au début of a volcan in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, ou he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. toi can get plus info about that par watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all

Stop the song

Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*

Song (Start at 2:19): link

Blossom: *Flying accueil with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the jour at accueil with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!

Stop the song

Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of toi your favori dishes. Blossom, I made toi a boulette de viande sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made toi a steak with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a salade with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!

Also in her salade was lettuce, raisins, and some small orange slices. All three girls had the same drink. grain de raisin, raisin juice.

Bubbles: What do toi want to do after dîner girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't toi rejoindre us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd l’amour to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!

Song (Start at 2:50): link

Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good jour at school.
Tom Kenny: ou so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything toi got girls!!

They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.

Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*

The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.

Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, ou throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.

Blossom & Buttercup grabbed rue lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their rue lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.

Mojo Jojo: No! I have Lost my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!

As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.

Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the jour is saved. Thanks to...

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
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1.Ride mechanical chevaux with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod ou something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the nourriture sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musique store whether toi can get a CD that toi know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
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2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

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4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended par this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If toi have a reason for a montrer I put commentaire and I might add it(ill give credit about it to toi because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long lire right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen ou any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking Annie?
Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking?
Annie are toi walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE toi WALKING???!!!!
ARE toi WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are toi walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
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What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring toi riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: toi crave attention, toi absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, toi may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because par being a retard online toi can get all the attention toi need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If toi want to be a retard toi must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last...
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A Nice jour To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the herbe to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, toi can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the montrer is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If toi look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", ou perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells toi a joke and toi say "LOL".

3. toi watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. toi have called out someone's screen name while making l’amour to your significant other.

5. toi keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. toi have to get a 2d phone line just so toi can call pizza Hut.

9. toi go into labour and toi stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope toi enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail toi out of jail, a best friend will be sitting suivant to toi saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the rive like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made toi smile
8:Clear as a cloche, bell my nody a dit "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 aléatoire facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. musique is my life.

6. I l’amour to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I l’amour to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I l’amour to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer ou dancer when I'm older.

13. rue dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When toi turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If toi have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
toi cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
FRIENDS: Lend toi their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents par Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, par Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel sûr, sans danger (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled par the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If toi don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of toi probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green jour is one of my favori bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon a dit what he a dit about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...
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