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posted by slenderman777
Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn toi of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of toi have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their camelote, indésirable on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this new feature where toi get paired up with people that share you're interests. in addition, they also let toi access Facebook and use you're interests on there if toi want. I decided to try it, and began my aléatoire webcamming spree. The first few people just skipped me, and then there were those many idiots i had skipped for jerking off. but then it happened. He showed up on cam. A man dressed black, appeared to be a peignoir, robe ou gown, wearing what looked to be a well-detailed, semi-expensive, sort of Jack-O-Lantern Like ou creepy citrouille mask, I couldn't really tell what the mask was made from though.

The man came on camera, and was waving at me creepily. I had kinda got scared par it, but then laughed and asked if he could take off his mask. The man was silent, and just shook his head no. I found that to be a bit unsettling.

Time passed, and i thought i had caught on. I laughed, asking the man if this was a prank. but the man had motioned for me to be quiet when i did so. I had typed to the man saying "i was going to skip for the suivant person", then typed again saying "but this is just too funny". The man then typed back "I know where toi are. For the suivant three days, wherever toi go, i will follow you. Whatever toi do, i will be watching. I will know where toi are, who you're with, what you're doing, and when you're doing it, and all toi will ever see of me, is this mask. Then, after three days. i will kill you."

As if that weren't enough, as I finished lire and went to go to the suivant chat, I noticed that my webcam was mirroring his. He was somehow now broadcasting from my webcam as well. I saw the man point at my screen, as if to point to me with his index finger, and then do the cut throat motion. At this point, i took this as something plus serious, and was now on edge.

I screen-capped this as evidence for the police. I printed the picture, and then headed to the local police station right away. On my way to the station, I noticed in my rear-view mirror, the car behind me appeared to have no driver. But i did see the mask the man was wearing through the glass.

When i arrived at the station and handed the picture to the police, they assured me they'd be scouting my area for a man with a mask the suivant few days. This made me feel somewhat safe. I decided with them on the stakeout, I'd try continuing my life as normal.

The suivant day, i went shopping at Wal-mart because i was getting low on food, and needed to pick up milk. Something very scary happened in Wal-mart, as i progressed in getting the groceries i needed, the usual bustle of the store dumbed down just as, if not plus progressively.

When i got to the check out, I noticed no one was in the store any longer, and in each checkout lane, on the counters, was a mask just like the man wore. I ran out, and hurriedly unlocked my car door, just piling my groceries in the passenger seat, and sped out of the parking lot.

When i got home, I was so scared, I just grabbed all the groceries i could and ran into the house, then locked all the doors and windows. I needed assurance, so i called the police and asked them if they'd noticed him around, and thankfully, they hadn't. I decided to call it a night early, and went upstairs and got in bed.

When i awoke that morning, i was frightened to see that hanging on the hook of my closet door in my bedroom, was the mask the man wore. I grabbed the mask, rushed downstairs, grabbed my keys and rushed off to the police station. I showed them the mask, and they had told me to stay at a Friends for the night while they investigate my house.

I called my buddy Brad, he always gave me a place when i needed it. So that night, I headed to his place, and we stayed up playing video games while i explained my situation. To my shock, he a dit he encountered the same man just a jour before i did, which would make this his third day.

Later that night, when we were asleep, i was awoken to a loud noise coming from Brad's room. Scared, I crept upstairs to check on him. I was horrified at what i saw ; Brad was laying on his lit in a pool of blood, with that damn mask laying on his chest!

Today, it is my third day, and i am sitting at the police station, on Brad's laptop typing this to warn toi all. Beware of the citrouille man. i don't know what will become of me, but if this post gets around and saves as many lives as possible, i'm content.
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and toi want to confuse them. No laughing ou anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Friends do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do toi want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is toi who is calling me. Ok, so what did toi need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. toi called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! toi are the one who called me! Now i ask one plus time who are toi and why did toi call my at this...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and toi have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation par saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall ou any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way toi laugh as toi wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt ou Uncle. If toi dare, hug them.
5. While passing a aléatoire stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tanière, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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A rapide, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE toi LATER!

So night one, here we go,...
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