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posted by slenderman777
Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn toi of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of toi have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their camelote, indésirable on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this new feature where toi get paired up with people that share you're interests. in addition, they also let toi access Facebook and use you're interests on there if toi want. I decided to try it, and began my aléatoire webcamming spree. The first few people just skipped me, and then there were those many idiots i had skipped for jerking off. but then it happened. He showed up on cam. A man dressed black, appeared to be a peignoir, robe ou gown, wearing what looked to be a well-detailed, semi-expensive, sort of Jack-O-Lantern Like ou creepy citrouille mask, I couldn't really tell what the mask was made from though.

The man came on camera, and was waving at me creepily. I had kinda got scared par it, but then laughed and asked if he could take off his mask. The man was silent, and just shook his head no. I found that to be a bit unsettling.

Time passed, and i thought i had caught on. I laughed, asking the man if this was a prank. but the man had motioned for me to be quiet when i did so. I had typed to the man saying "i was going to skip for the suivant person", then typed again saying "but this is just too funny". The man then typed back "I know where toi are. For the suivant three days, wherever toi go, i will follow you. Whatever toi do, i will be watching. I will know where toi are, who you're with, what you're doing, and when you're doing it, and all toi will ever see of me, is this mask. Then, after three days. i will kill you."

As if that weren't enough, as I finished lire and went to go to the suivant chat, I noticed that my webcam was mirroring his. He was somehow now broadcasting from my webcam as well. I saw the man point at my screen, as if to point to me with his index finger, and then do the cut throat motion. At this point, i took this as something plus serious, and was now on edge.

I screen-capped this as evidence for the police. I printed the picture, and then headed to the local police station right away. On my way to the station, I noticed in my rear-view mirror, the car behind me appeared to have no driver. But i did see the mask the man was wearing through the glass.

When i arrived at the station and handed the picture to the police, they assured me they'd be scouting my area for a man with a mask the suivant few days. This made me feel somewhat safe. I decided with them on the stakeout, I'd try continuing my life as normal.

The suivant day, i went shopping at Wal-mart because i was getting low on food, and needed to pick up milk. Something very scary happened in Wal-mart, as i progressed in getting the groceries i needed, the usual bustle of the store dumbed down just as, if not plus progressively.

When i got to the check out, I noticed no one was in the store any longer, and in each checkout lane, on the counters, was a mask just like the man wore. I ran out, and hurriedly unlocked my car door, just piling my groceries in the passenger seat, and sped out of the parking lot.

When i got home, I was so scared, I just grabbed all the groceries i could and ran into the house, then locked all the doors and windows. I needed assurance, so i called the police and asked them if they'd noticed him around, and thankfully, they hadn't. I decided to call it a night early, and went upstairs and got in bed.

When i awoke that morning, i was frightened to see that hanging on the hook of my closet door in my bedroom, was the mask the man wore. I grabbed the mask, rushed downstairs, grabbed my keys and rushed off to the police station. I showed them the mask, and they had told me to stay at a Friends for the night while they investigate my house.

I called my buddy Brad, he always gave me a place when i needed it. So that night, I headed to his place, and we stayed up playing video games while i explained my situation. To my shock, he a dit he encountered the same man just a jour before i did, which would make this his third day.

Later that night, when we were asleep, i was awoken to a loud noise coming from Brad's room. Scared, I crept upstairs to check on him. I was horrified at what i saw ; Brad was laying on his lit in a pool of blood, with that damn mask laying on his chest!

Today, it is my third day, and i am sitting at the police station, on Brad's laptop typing this to warn toi all. Beware of the citrouille man. i don't know what will become of me, but if this post gets around and saves as many lives as possible, i'm content.
Are toi bored? Do toi have the humor of a 10 an old boy? Do toi like musique that doesn't have a real point? Do toi like musique that will make your grandma look at toi with disappointment in her eyes!? If toi answered yes to any of these questions then here is a liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musique about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cœur, coeur - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT lire this story, ever!...
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
toi and I found l’amour in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
toi got me,free falling through the sky
toi take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with toi my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by GDragon612
If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Dramatic Song: par Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at écriture words
If toi don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm chant about
The lack of stuff I'm chant 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as toi don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would l’amour this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign Friends about the song
Her grandson ou daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If...
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