When life gives toi lemons, make orange jus, jus de and leave the world wondering how the heck toi did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first toi don't succeed, destroy everything.
An pomme a jour can keep any doctor away if toi throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 plus letters in the alphabet.
Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, l’amour you, talk to toi later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download nourriture from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my jour could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the mur gets in the way.
That annoying moment when toi finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, toi need to use the restroom.
toi don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if toi miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have toi ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five plus minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when toi see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and toi think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have toi ever had a fly ou small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether toi win ou lose, what matters is if I win ou lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, ou sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope toi enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first toi don't succeed, destroy everything.
An pomme a jour can keep any doctor away if toi throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 plus letters in the alphabet.
Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, l’amour you, talk to toi later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download nourriture from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my jour could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the mur gets in the way.
That annoying moment when toi finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, toi need to use the restroom.
toi don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if toi miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have toi ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five plus minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when toi see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and toi think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have toi ever had a fly ou small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether toi win ou lose, what matters is if I win ou lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, ou sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope toi enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
