There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, toi could not download illegal films to montrer at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." a dit Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The seconde was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."


"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now toi have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." a dit Huebert.
Then a canard waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.