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There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, toi could not download illegal films to montrer at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." a dit Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The seconde was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."


"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now toi have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." a dit Huebert.
Then a canard waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.
1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collier and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When toi get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when toi reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatule and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) ou montrer off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a cœur, coeur attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers desk...
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Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of cacahuète, arachide beurre sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...
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