aléatoire Article: My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of toi guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did toi logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing toi again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I a dit last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know toi want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE toi FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't toi think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook nourriture for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't toi dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!

(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any plus suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE toi WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD

deathding, karolinak1999 and 2 others like this

astigpinoy Either mimic her actions (worked for a relative of mine) or try NOT to login @ FB at all. Or just block her. But not to offend her feelings? Sorry, no help at all.

ZacharyWhite Nah it's ok, hey you're a Filipino?

astigpinoy Username's yellin' mah nationality. tl;dr ye

misscrazel block her

EgoMouse "THE ONE YOU WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD" ....Alright, time to think of a subpar solution um... Send her an ugly picture and say something like "This is how I really look. The pictures on my Facebook isn't me". Say "I'm secretly gay :P That's why I was trying to avoid you. I'm interested in men. Don't tell anyone I am though.." Act crazy too. Like 10x crazier than her. Be a sexist. Act as much of a jerk to her and say you think women are inferior and you'd abuse her.

astigpinoy ^ Nice solutions, although Zuckerburg changes a lot on the Privacy Policy (NSA). | "I'm secretly gay" Oscar Wilde/10 nice job

ZacharyWhite Uh she didn't believe me when I said I was gay O____O I think I only made it worse, now she's even thinking of our grandchildren!!!! TT___TT

Zeppie LOL Well, Clearly you like the attention. Don't deny that xP So either just roll with it. Or if it gets too weird, just delete her. Don't worry about hurting feelings or whatever. Just tell her that she's crossing the line a bit. She's just having fun by the looks of things, she'll calm down soon. ...good luck xP

EgoMouse I'm pretty sure he's boned now lol. He's going to need more than luck.

Zeppie Trueeee, he's gonna have to invest in some of this too: http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meh.ro8561.jpg :D

EgoMouse Omg, I need this xD For my exes mostly lol.

Zeppie xD 100% effective, or your money back guaranteed! Call now! 0800 BITCH BE GONE Call within the next 10 minutes to receive an extra spray can, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Guaranteed to send the bitches packing! CALL NOW!

EgoMouse Where's my phone??? I need it xD Whoever made it, thank you. You are a life saver.

nmdis Please don't feel I am being weird but I laughed out so loud when I read all that. Loom if directly tell her that you are not interested in her and give her choice either to be just your friend or you'll block her. While reading all that I noticed you didn't even said "Look I am not interested can we just be friends?" and leave all instead you try to ignore which I guess gave her hint in a wrong way. Tell her the truth, maybe she'll be hurt for a while but at least she won't live in a dream you see?

324anna You might not realize this but you LIKE her attention a little bit. And also one thing: The way you answer her messages is very rude. It's clear that (if she's not a troll) her feelings don't get hurt easily, so just block her, with your way you have warned her and it's her fault if you delete her. She must have understood that you're getting annoyed with her behavior or she's completely CRAZY. Than you don't have to worry about being rude, crazy people don't get hurt often. But imo, it's just a troll that likes to be annoying, so again my solution is BLOCK her.

BlondLionEzel She's (or it could be a he in disguise) is probably trolling you

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