aléatoire Article: My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of toi guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did toi logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing toi again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I a dit last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._.
F: Yeah! I know toi want that :D If it's a girl then we'll name her... CARZACK!! :D
Me: Uh... Carzack?
F: yeah, if our names are combined it'll be CarZack :D (Her name's Carla)
Me; Kinda sounds like carjack...
F: Haha you're sooo funny sweetiee :-* Anyways so after having kiddiiieess, we're gonna live together!!! FOREEVVEERRR!!!
Me: O___________O F-f-forever?!?!
F: Oooh YES!! NO ONE SHALL TAKE toi FROM ME!!
Me: (._.)
F: You're MIINNNEE!!! Muhahahha!!
Me: D-don't toi think it's getting late?
F: What do ya mean late?! It's only 2pm!! XD
Me: Oh uh... yeAh but I have to go.. uh go get my lunch..
F: Your lunch? Doesn't your mom cook nourriture for ya?
Me: I...uh.. yeah but she's asleep..
F: Well then, can I come over?!! :D
Me: 0_0 uh no no!! It's ok... I'll just wake her up..
F: Come on! I'll cook anything for ya!!!
Me: Uhm my laptop is getting slow... so uh bye????
F: Oh no, you're NOT logging out again!! Don't toi dare honey-poo!!
Me: H-h-honey p-poo??!

(Then again I logged out)
Sh*t that was creepy o_o
Any plus suggestions??
Btw, I don't want to hurt any girl's feelings but I don't want that the girl would be the one to go to the boy and making it obvious that she likes me, it's just not nice to look at. I want myself to go to the girl that I want, GEEZ!!! Btw, my bestfriend is still laughing off his f*cking face becuz of this -___________- and again... Some friend..
THE ONE toi WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD

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astigpinoy Either mimic her actions (worked for a relative of mine) or try NOT to login @ FB at all. Or just block her. But not to offend her feelings? Sorry, no help at all.

ZacharyWhite Nah it's ok, hey you're a Filipino?

astigpinoy Username's yellin' mah nationality. tl;dr ye

misscrazel block her

EgoMouse "THE ONE YOU WILL GIVE ME THE BEST SOLUTION, WILL BE MY CRUSH <3 XD" ....Alright, time to think of a subpar solution um... Send her an ugly picture and say something like "This is how I really look. The pictures on my Facebook isn't me". Say "I'm secretly gay :P That's why I was trying to avoid you. I'm interested in men. Don't tell anyone I am though.." Act crazy too. Like 10x crazier than her. Be a sexist. Act as much of a jerk to her and say you think women are inferior and you'd abuse her.

astigpinoy ^ Nice solutions, although Zuckerburg changes a lot on the Privacy Policy (NSA). | "I'm secretly gay" Oscar Wilde/10 nice job

ZacharyWhite Uh she didn't believe me when I said I was gay O____O I think I only made it worse, now she's even thinking of our grandchildren!!!! TT___TT

Zeppie LOL Well, Clearly you like the attention. Don't deny that xP So either just roll with it. Or if it gets too weird, just delete her. Don't worry about hurting feelings or whatever. Just tell her that she's crossing the line a bit. She's just having fun by the looks of things, she'll calm down soon. ...good luck xP

EgoMouse I'm pretty sure he's boned now lol. He's going to need more than luck.

Zeppie Trueeee, he's gonna have to invest in some of this too: http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meh.ro8561.jpg :D

EgoMouse Omg, I need this xD For my exes mostly lol.

Zeppie xD 100% effective, or your money back guaranteed! Call now! 0800 BITCH BE GONE Call within the next 10 minutes to receive an extra spray can, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Guaranteed to send the bitches packing! CALL NOW!

EgoMouse Where's my phone??? I need it xD Whoever made it, thank you. You are a life saver.

nmdis Please don't feel I am being weird but I laughed out so loud when I read all that. Loom if directly tell her that you are not interested in her and give her choice either to be just your friend or you'll block her. While reading all that I noticed you didn't even said "Look I am not interested can we just be friends?" and leave all instead you try to ignore which I guess gave her hint in a wrong way. Tell her the truth, maybe she'll be hurt for a while but at least she won't live in a dream you see?

324anna You might not realize this but you LIKE her attention a little bit. And also one thing: The way you answer her messages is very rude. It's clear that (if she's not a troll) her feelings don't get hurt easily, so just block her, with your way you have warned her and it's her fault if you delete her. She must have understood that you're getting annoyed with her behavior or she's completely CRAZY. Than you don't have to worry about being rude, crazy people don't get hurt often. But imo, it's just a troll that likes to be annoying, so again my solution is BLOCK her.

BlondLionEzel She's (or it could be a he in disguise) is probably trolling you

miley cyrus sucks

posted by jblovesme4ever

[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add plus on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musique vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

The truth about Pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if toi look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight toi fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his nourriture up.Pikachu...

101 ways to annoy people

posted by melcu

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously licking...

OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that toi can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can rendez-vous amoureux, date Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do toi realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross article about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached par “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

Sonic Humans

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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

posted by musicfanaticXD

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." chercher for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this liste is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that toi can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

Slenderman And Nyan Cat

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XD aléatoire Memes

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The 70's montrer vs. The big bang theory

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ipod Shuffle Poem Game

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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

toi never lived in the streets though toi wish toi had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If toi need help ou another example for a better understanding, let me know.

some other submarine meme

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Johnny Lightning Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. par the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...

Don't be hard on yourself. 💎

posted by Nuri__

Yes you are.

Good jour everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this article after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.

Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively toi going nowhere in progress you'll only sink plus and plus into depression.

Even if toi feel toi couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go vers l'avant, vers l’avant without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...

Johnny Lightning Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let toi down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...

Whatsupbugs Doesn't Know How To Be A Film Reviewer

posted by whatsupbugs

When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept écriture reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One étoile, star is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...

1 heure of shreksophone

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NikPiks - The Collapse of Tony Hawk's Franchise (And His Image)

posted by windwakerguy43

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed par the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.