aléatoire Article: 24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

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posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask toi say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing chemise sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always commentaire on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait toi run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing toi did and said!

10.Anyways,if toi like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't toi do that to my hot dog?" toi simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like Kiss them Kiss them Kiss THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted musique and sometimes l’amour songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You montrer your stomach not boob showing,leg montrer no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm montrer no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, ou shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent jouer la comédie but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K toi IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK ou chienne AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!

jason_stopjust and Stopstaring like this

Usui--takumi Well, I'm a pervert [male] myself XP

CheekyCheese Thats...extremely odd :|

Lulu_Kururugi Im not a pervert (Female).

missracoon I am already a perv :3!

BlindBandit92 I'm already a perv (male)

Heroine999 I'm a perv(female).

doremirocker I'm a pervert! :D (Female)

blackrose294 What is the point of this article.

Vialli L-A-M-E.

LikeHaGays Ha Gaaay xD

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75 Completely aléatoire and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If toi keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical poisson stores.

4.A Wisconsin chariot élévateur, chariot élévateur à fourche operator for a Miller bière distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper montrer him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her toi l’amour her.

5. Call her before toi sleep and after toi wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease toi back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favori movie with her ou her favori montrer even if toi think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys l’amour their moms ou grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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My haut, retour au début 20 favori Fictional Characters

posted by KataraLover

This is my updated liste of my haut, retour au début 20 favori fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favoris of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the haut, retour au début 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please fan and commentaire because I l’amour to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey souris and Friends Franchise)...

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Teen titans Zodiac signs!!!

posted by Famegurl754

Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...

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haut, retour au début 100 Laugh Your cul, cul, ass Off Jokes❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag toi down to his level and beat toi with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I a volé, étole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make toi a Christian any plus than standing in a garage makes toi a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....

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Alpha & Echo

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The Witch's House

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Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Nein-Nein

The brazen taureau, bull an execution device

The brazen bull an execution device

The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one of the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,000 years, from the 5th century to the 15th, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN taureau, bull :
The Brazen taureau, bull was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims were placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...

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100 Hottest Male célébrités (In My Opinion) Part 1

posted by saz19126

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore toi with too much écriture - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv montrer that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

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Wise citations about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The plus he gives to others, the plus he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer ou plus flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a source of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever toi ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a liste a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do toi all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people ou that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late montrer With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved par The...

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posted by scarlet009

not par me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on haut, retour au début of the high board and say toi won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because toi have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend toi can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the haut, retour au début of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to traverser, croix the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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17 ways to annoy people in school

posted by Feathershine

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

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added by Rodz

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroines of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

A week il y a I made an article of my 20 favori animated heroines so I thought I'd make an article for my 10 least favori animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let toi know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a commentaire on what toi think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved Disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...