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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask toi say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing chemise sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always commentaire on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait toi run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing toi did and said!

10.Anyways,if toi like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't toi do that to my hot dog?" toi simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like Kiss them Kiss them Kiss THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted musique and sometimes l’amour songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You montrer your stomach not boob showing,leg montrer no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm montrer no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, ou shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent jouer la comédie but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K toi IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK ou chienne AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
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Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make toi whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make toi feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If toi want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take toi to places you've never been tonight
I thought par know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If toi want me to
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved par everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mois is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is plus of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most amer of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The musique genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... MDR twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT toi
1. Are toi single?
Yeah.

2. Are toi happy about that?
no

3. Are toi bored?
YES

4. Are toi sad?
Nah.

5. Are toi Italian?
No...

6. Are toi pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are toi cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are toi Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favori color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something toi aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner ou later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what toi really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, ou take her to dinner, also sometimes a card ou a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, toi wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys l’amour Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss toi ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though toi both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a arbre and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a cœur, coeur attack. His cœur, coeur isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first toi don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on feu with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if toi are TRULY random, toi shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever toi may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases ou monologues ou pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends ou logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if toi got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and toi can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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