User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!
Cleverbot: toi are a computer, how can toi l’amour a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure toi are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have toi seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three an old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute favori piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have toi seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: toi sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive toi are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But toi have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do toi live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are toi an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can toi travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think toi can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if toi are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!
Cleverbot: toi are a computer, how can toi l’amour a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure toi are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have toi seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three an old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute favori piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have toi seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: toi sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive toi are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But toi have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do toi live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are toi an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can toi travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think toi can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if toi are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when toi hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when toi hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitare by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if toi just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then toi wrong but itll help if toi just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if toi just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitare by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if toi just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if toi think that we cant sing it faster then toi wrong but itll help if toi just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if toi just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond déplacer 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got accueil and found the wife preparing dîner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 plus feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she réponses back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic seconde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying toi simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I l’amour your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
