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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!

Cleverbot: toi are a computer, how can toi l’amour a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure toi are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have toi seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three an old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute favori piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have toi seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: toi sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive toi are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But toi have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do toi live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are toi an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can toi travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think toi can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if toi are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A l’amour no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t toi ever say I just walked away
I will always want toi
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want toi

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in l’amour
All I wanted was to break your walls
All toi ever did was break me
Yeah, toi wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put toi high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, toi let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever a dit to me

10. "If toi keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posté on my fanpop mur par Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her mur letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do toi want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what toi make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is toi get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with toi through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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salut everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these citations are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
haut, retour au début 24 Eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope toi like this one better than the first one please leave a commentaire if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy ours and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and a dit it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy ours the sales man gave the girls the Teddy ours for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy ours evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy ours ontop of the book case...
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