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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie a dit as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at noyer Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutes later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie a dit as she and officer Sam ran down the rue trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 secondes later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam a dit as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam a dit as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny a dit as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN toi B****!!!"Sam said
posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised par the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one poisson heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.

when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope toi liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created par augustemily1997

Created par augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did toi know that every night before toi go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If toi repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with toi will approach toi within one mois and ask toi out ou grab toi and Kiss you. but if toi break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did toi here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know toi could play Twister all par yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know toi could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: toi spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he ou she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that toi can see that toi di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the suivant stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the suivant stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is par far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some réponses that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can toi send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi plage on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was lire the Wal-Mart article and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the commentaires section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for the cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
maybe toi a volé, étole it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for he cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find toi soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of toi know it as the only song i know par cœur, coeur from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araign? e, araignée i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony. Great to see toi again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never a dit we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are toi called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then toi would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested par Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in chercher of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a jour off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all toi want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
jour 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: salut Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, toi know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to Kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutes later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little poney Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & arc en ciel Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if toi don't have enough water, ou shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if toi bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Dragon Ball Z, a montrer from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a montrer that had stylish animation and art to it, insane battles, and a montrer where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published par Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed par Tose Software, who has made...
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