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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie a dit as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at noyer Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutes later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie a dit as she and officer Sam ran down the rue trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 secondes later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam a dit as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam a dit as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny a dit as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN toi B****!!!"Sam said
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1. Dial a aléatoire number and confuse the person who réponses par saying things like;
"Why did toi call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up aléatoire statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a aléatoire article like this.

4. At walmart ou somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, ou a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off toi aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so toi aren't the one stressed on birth control , toi do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell toi at what heure to be accueil when toi in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than accueil as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the haut, retour au début ten to impress the guy toi like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what toi want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its plus important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she a dit thanks...
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When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I l’amour her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, ou movie. Please commentaire and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cygne Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts ou beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but pantalon, pantalons sport off when it comes to their favori télévision show. So the student tells herself that watching the télévision helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people rapporter experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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