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"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO toi WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

toi CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY toi HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY jour (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

chienne WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT cul, ass CUZ toi CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~
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OMFG I l’amour this video. its so funny. i l’amour sham-wow.
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1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your favori song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone toi l’amour them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the...
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Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the aléatoire spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and toi know who toi are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and toi can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt par this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
so, this started out as an email to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about toi might ask? well, since toi asked, i shall tell toi . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope toi enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, toi should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed accueil today and i made this big giant slide montrer like summarizing all the twilight livres and its rlly cool and has pics and...
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This video is funny every time I watch it!
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a plus entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that toi despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the animaux from zoo's.
7. Make Friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your favori movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever toi think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a célébrités house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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Fat lady looking for chapstick cause her lips hurt!
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