aléatoire Article: The New Christmas Classic (lyrics)

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posted by Lolly4me2

Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO toi WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

toi CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY toi HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY jour (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

chienne WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT cul, ass CUZ toi CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~

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fly210 XD I am showing this to all my friends! XD

Sammisaurus This is so amazing. XD Thank you.

Lolly4me2 ^You're welcome. I made it into an article because of you, anyway xD

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This Is The FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!

posted by AngelVicki427

Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda ours costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...

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True story

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Take a big smile on your face

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chloe

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Irving The Socially Awkward Bee

added by InvaderStorm

toi guys wanna do some stuuuffffff XD

video

bee

awkward

reject

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plus randomness.

added by Kaitain

LIES!!!!!

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Between the Lines

added by Kiniko90

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Spiders Pay Rent.

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MDR xD

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Epic Fails

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RaNdOm

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feu breathing raping unicorn

posted by invadercalliope

Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One jour in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: toi B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI feu breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! feu BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Londres tipton: *raped*
THE END!