I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the l’amour of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if toi get accueil before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened par the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather ou cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house par noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the rue bald and still think they are beautiful!

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and toi had to choose, would toi go to lunch ou to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.