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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cercle that had its two sides gently compressed par a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.

7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

16

Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and toi want to confuse them. No laughing ou anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do toi want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is toi who is calling me. Ok, so what did toi need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. toi called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! toi are the one who called me! Now i ask one plus time who are toi and why did toi call my at this...

9

aléatoire jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and toi have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation par saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall ou any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way toi laugh as toi wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt ou Uncle. If toi dare, hug them.
5. While passing a aléatoire stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

11

My haut, retour au début 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult liste I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. toi can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the haut, retour au début 10 and just listing the other women and montrer pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for toi guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope toi enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commentaire and I can't wait to hear what...

8

aléatoire Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are plus likely to become serial killers.

Everything toi see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are plus likely to dream when toi are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If toi tear off paper from bottles, toi are sexually...

8

Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF toi DON'T PASS THIS ON toi DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

20

awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked par his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes accueil and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother réponses " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad réponses "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

2

DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tanière, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy43

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN article THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full article review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

1

Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Rap Song!

posted by deathding

A rapide, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE toi LATER!

So night one, here we go,...

3

chercher Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin toi see
My heart
Through this laughter toi feel
My pain
Even through this mask toi see
My face
For toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the mysteries of who toi are
toi chercher me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the...

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Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the haut, retour au début

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway

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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

posted by Wendy99

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give plus than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...

4

Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a aléatoire stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: toi HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT toi DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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9 Things Guys should say to gurls 2 make them feel special.

posted by ilovezuko23

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when toi say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. toi look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and toi never get tired of being with us.

4. I l’amour toi and only you.-Well, toi guys get the picture.

5. I will be with toi forever.

6. toi have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. toi shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for toi to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.