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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D


1) Bring some livres to class and read them instead of paying attention ou doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as toi want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza ou something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

On May 27, 2016, a war was started par a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icone he created. This angered millions, and divisé, split the My Little poney fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ toi what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, clubs in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink toi have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes par boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If toi accidentally write...
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posted by talinabeadles
If toi are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got toi pregnant and that toi want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then if toi want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the suivant jour say that toi are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif toi get child support hope this helps like i a dit have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lire and if toi are still lire thisthen i know toi l’amour me no joke i thought toi did not want to countinue lire toi llied what a big mistake not jk MDR this is so aléatoire ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lire bye b7ye now stop lire this great now toi can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lire this bye!!!!!!!! boîte mail me i l’amour toi and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy a dit “There are certain rules that one must abide par in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. toi can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. toi can never drink ou do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because toi won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much plus elaborate, with plus blood and gore.
3. If toi want your films...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach toi exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to déplacer house.

If your friend gets bitten par a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better sûr, sans danger than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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I decided to write an article because some récent news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an article about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to montrer everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If toi commentaire on something toi believe is true, then...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of toi might have heard of the game Facade. those of toi who have, toi probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she a dit "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they a dit yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a populaire place for suicides , The forest is a populaire place for suicides, reportedly the most populaire in Japon and seconde in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people toi just didn’t want to annoy – toi know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, toi just didn’t want to traverser, croix Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...
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posted by australia-101
toi may be stupid if... can't remember how to spell "IQ." can't remember the number for 911. just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon. use correction fluid on your PC monitor. fail Physical Education. can not spell it. try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage! put braille on a drive up teller machine. think taco cloche, bell is a Mexican phone company. think a pigpen is something to write with!!! think a cartoon is a song about automobiles. use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder. frequently...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So toi have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! salut girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did toi know s’embrasser is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soupe actually makes toi feel better. 94% of boys would l’amour it if toi sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your haut, retour au début lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult toi when they like you! 89% of guys want toi to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolat will make toi feel better! Most...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have toi ever noticed good news...
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toi guys having a good time?

I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one plus week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutes to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now MDR xD jk I dont.

Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^

Have some of my breathtaking photographie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icone contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
 Rain 😎
Rain 😎
 Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain haut, retour au début XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a arbre XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD
posted by KataraLover
As many of toi are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so toi can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer mur was taken over par Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even plus people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

Garrison: toi want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then toi should fuckin' rejoindre the military! toi can get all the nourriture toi want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And toi can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
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 The embodiment of evil.
The embodiment of evil.
This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he ou she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....
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