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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when toi say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. toi look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and toi never get tired of being with us.

4. I l’amour toi and only you.-Well, toi guys get the picture.

5. I will be with toi forever.

6. toi have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. toi shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for toi to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when toi want to get kicked out of the DMV. par Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy suivant to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over par a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people suivant to toi look at toi funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down suivant to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favori montrer the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big montrer number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big colline of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the haut, retour au début of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I a dit "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I a dit "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was Lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room par room patiently
I'll wait for toi there
Like a stone
I'll wait for toi there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there toi led me on

In your house I long to be
Room par room patiently
I'll wait for toi there
Like a stone
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw toi dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then toi saw me, caught toi par surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that toi fell apart
But toi walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like toi didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made toi think that...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Hello everyone and welcome to the suivant half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If toi remember ou not, I a dit I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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Are toi bored? Do toi have the humor of a 10 an old boy? Do toi like musique that doesn't have a real point? Do toi like musique that will make your grandma look at toi with disappointment in her eyes!? If toi answered yes to any of these questions then here is a liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musique about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cœur, coeur - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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posted by tamore
as much as i l’amour the song par my l’amour brittany spears this is about the aléatoire club

y'all are toxic not because y'all have different opinions (idgaf about that man) but because y'all are so quick to point out flaws. compliments are rare and instead everything seems to be a fight. it's a war of the egos because nobody wants to be wrong and everybody thinks they're better and smarter than everyone else.

it's interesting i suppose to look at it sociologically - the internet levels out such differences as socioeconomic class, appearance, gender to a large extent, location, language........... instead...
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT lire this story, ever!...
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
toi and I found l’amour in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
toi got me,free falling through the sky
toi take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with toi my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by GDragon612
If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Dramatic Song: par Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at écriture words
If toi don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm chant about
The lack of stuff I'm chant 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as toi don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would l’amour this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign Friends about the song
Her grandson ou daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If...
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We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an Angel about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can toi help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the cœur, coeur of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...
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Riding high, then shot down
I load my pistolets to feu another round
I look deep into her eyes
And can't run there's nowhere left to hide
Don't stop, no it's much too late
When the night comes I can't wait
Oh I live, l’amour to lose control
It makes me crazy I want to let toi know

Oh, no, I don't want to fall
Oh, oh, can't toi hear me call
All night long in my secret dreams
You tell me I'm the one
When I'm suivant to you, suivant to you
All I want in my secret dreams
Is toi here with me
I got to get to you, get to you, get to you

There's a thrill, in the chase
We won't lose when we meet face to lace
Love, games a means without...
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Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold toi tight
Sometimes l’amour don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all toi knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday l’amour will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...
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Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how toi lied
When toi a dit you'd never l’amour again

Your Friends telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can toi see that this broken cœur, coeur is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my cœur, coeur is calling toi back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need toi par my side again

Now it's too late...
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It’s not time to give this one plus try, I don’t think so
Last night toi a dit toi want a last lie
I can’t let toi wreck my plans
I’m planning to let toi go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to supprimer you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) supprimer you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much toi care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want toi not there...
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posted by -Yusha-
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